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Buy or Sell, Texans at the J-E-T-S, Jets.

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Big Lou

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Ok, this is becoming so difficult to try to be positive and point out some big success the Texans will have, it seems so easy to put something like:

B/S: Texans will hold Sanchez to 500 passing, 125 rushing, and under 8 TD's.
or
B/S: Texans will keep LT under 325 yards rushing
or
B/S: Texans will score over 3 points
or
Well you get the point you're a Texans fan.

Either way we watch the games because, well because we love our little franchise, and hope that we'll be there when they pull it together. So I think I have found some optimism and I'm ready!!!!




Buy or Sell:
K-Dub was thrilled that people remembered his name last week and realized he was still on the roster. Alan Burge is right about the middle of the Jets D and Kevin puts up 100+ yards and 1 TD.


Bonus: They dust off the old KW end around, and he actually picks up yardage!!!

:logo:
 
The Texans will ALWAYS score more than 3 points.

Sell on Walter though.

B/S Dan Orlovsky sees playing time with Schaub's knee acting up.
 
disaacks3 said:
Sell - It'll make the Monday night game at Indy look good.

B/S - Texans waste at least one timeout for not getting a play ready in time.
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Buy (shakes head sadly) Buy that twice...

B/S

JJ drops at least three passes that would be first downs
 
Texas T said:
Buy (shakes head sadly) Buy that twice...

B/S

JJ drops at least three passes that would be first downs
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Bought and money laid in Vegas!! Wait, wait.... Sell. After the first one, JJ is benched in favor of DA.


B/S

One of my back-up remote controls survives this weekend? (the main one bit the dust last Sunday - it "slipped" out of my hand and it the floor violently)
 
kiwitexansfan said:
The Texans will ALWAYS score more than 3 points.

Sell on Walter though.

B/S Dan Orlovsky sees playing time with Schaub's knee acting up.
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BUY. Schaub will take some hits that force him out of the game for a few plays at least.

Ill add onto kiwi's statement here.

B/S - Texans score more than 3 points in the FIRST HALF. :spin:
 
Super Mario said:
BUY. Schaub will take some hits that force him out of the game for a few plays at least.

Ill add onto kiwi's statement here.

B/S - Texans score more than 3 points in the FIRST HALF. :spin:
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Buy- It's an alternate week, so we will come out solid and get pwned in the second half on the road.

B/S - The Texans figurative sack drops by gametime. We see more fire and intensity from a team on the ropes, in a hostile environment.
 
kiwitexansfan said:
Buy.

He gets stopped a couple of times and Kubiak goes pass wacky.

B/S Arian Foster has more than 15 carries.
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Sell. He will get stopped on opening drive, and then we abandon the run after being down 7-0. In press conference, Kubiak blames being behind on the 10 carries our two RB's get.

B/S- Our first game holding opponent under 30.
 
BigBull17 said:
Sell. He will get stopped on opening drive, and then we abandon the run after being down 7-0. In press conference, Kubiak blames being behind on the 10 carries our two RB's get.

B/S- Our first game holding opponent under 30.
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Sell.

B/S - We record 0 sacks against the Sanchise.
 
Shaft75 said:
Buy- It's an alternate week, so we will come out solid and get pwned in the second half on the road.

B/S - The Texans figurative sack drops by gametime. We see more fire and intensity from a team on the ropes, in a hostile environment.
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wtf
 
drewmar74 said:
Sell.

B/S - We record 0 sacks against the Sanchise.
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Sell - Okoye actually gets one by pure accident as Sanchez backs up into him eating another hotdog in the pocket with all the time he'll have. Okeye keeps the official "bust" label at bay for one more Sunday.

B/S - Kubiak order the grand slam or the meat lovers skillet from the Denny's menu while on the sideline during a crucial field goal behind him on the field.

:gun: x 100
 
HTown2ATX said:
Sell - Okoye actually gets one by pure accident as Sanchez backs up into him eating another hotdog in the pocket with all the time he'll have. Okeye keeps the official "bust" label at bay for one more Sunday.

B/S - Kubiak order the grand slam or the meat lovers skillet from the Denny's menu while on the sideline during a crucial field goal behind him on the field.

:gun: x 100
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Sell, he already spent all his money on scrambled eggs and toast.

B/S: We photoshop a picture of Schaub from this game at least 5 times.
 
brakos82 said:
Sell, he already spent all his money on scrambled eggs and toast.

B/S: We photoshop a picture of Schaub from this game at least 5 times.
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Buy, After the hit Schaub takes on the injured knee we find new ways to photoshop
that "demon eyes" look he gets on the sidelines...

B/S: Kareem will fall down...........
 
since02 said:
Buy, After the hit Schaub takes on the injured knee we find new ways to photoshop
that "demon eyes" look he gets on the sidelines...

B/S: Kareem will fall down...........
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BUY BUY BUY

B/S Santonio Holmes will get a td and Andre Johnson will not
 
Sell, they both do.

B/S: The server will eat the better section of a B/S thread again this season.
 
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