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What Will The Texans Final Record Be?

What Will The Texans Final Record Be?

  • 9-7

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  • Total voters
    50
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They will be sitting on the couch watching the playoffs on their big screens. Numbers mean nothing right now, NOTHING!!
 
I'm going with 8-8. Texans lose the next three, once the season is over they win 4 in a row. Thanks to the winning streak McNair will be convinced that Kubiak has put the team in a position to have a lot of momentum going into next year and gives Kubiak another extension.
 
The final record? My guess is it will be somewhere between: "We suck" and "Not enough to make the playoffs"
 
8-8, We've got one more game on our traditional 4-game loosing streak, then win 3, loose 2 then win the final game, when it really doesn't matter.

Thorn-soap gone already??
 
7-9 with remaining wins against the Jags at home, @ Denver and I'm calling a surprise victory over the Ravens at home. It fits right in with Kubiag's regular late season surge when the stakes are reduced to zero (3-1 to end the season).
 
8-8.

I guarantee a win next week. The Jets are overrated and pull games out of their ass on a weekly basis. We'll be motivated to pay them back for last year.
 
I'm honestly saying 7- 9 at BEST

Here's why (as if the past half of the season hasn't dictated anything haha)

Jets: Lose. They just won in OT coming off their bye. Doens't matter what Sanchez does, their receivers are better than our defense.

Titans: Lose. We have no momentum, plus we're back at home where the 'home field advantage' is meaningless. (Nevermind on my original intent of going. I'm done for this year. screw em. I'll watch from home and save 400 miles on the jeep.) If Vince runs the ball, we won't see him, it'll be too late. Again,receiving corps are better than our defense.

(now at 4-7)

Philly monday night: Lose. No way. Can't keep up with Vick, he's ten times the qb schaub will ever be, and the man was in prison. wow. (4-8)

Ravens on Thursday night: Lose. As if we actually have a chance here? Nuff said. (4-9)

Titans x's 2: Win. Now wer're super pissed off because we haven't won a single damn game since week 6, and we're fighting for our jobs. NOW we care about individual performance. We're trying to preserve some semblance of pride, although at this point the cowpatties will have a better record than us, and the whole nation will be laughing at us. (5 - 9)

Broncos: Could go either way. They aren't as inconsistent as we are, but I'm not going to make any assumptions. They know our entire coaching staff, so that certainly doesn't give us any advantages. ..... might be a draw, who knows. I'll be super optimistic coming off a rare win, and say 6 - 9

Jags x's 2: Win. Again, trying to save our jobs so we don't have to give up our nice cushy status, and save Kubiak from a job that he probably won't have next season anyway.... at least if McNair wants to have a winning team.

No Playoffs, in the end, we suck again, 7 - 9 and back to the drawing board. All the team cared about this year was beating Indy in week 1. Good job guys, you blew the rest of your season.
:wadepalm:

Last week was rough.... this week was a back breaker. I'm afraid its the same for the team.
 
I'm honestly saying 7- 9 at BEST

Here's why (as if the past half of the season hasn't dictated anything haha)

Jets: Lose. They just won in OT coming off their bye. Doens't matter what Sanchez does, their receivers are better than our defense.

Titans: Lose. We have no momentum, plus we're back at home where the 'home field advantage' is meaningless. (Nevermind on my original intent of going. I'm done for this year. screw em. I'll watch from home and save 400 miles on the jeep.) If Vince runs the ball, we won't see him, it'll be too late. Again,receiving corps are better than our defense.

(now at 4-7)

Philly monday night: Lose. No way. Can't keep up with Vick, he's ten times the qb schaub will ever be, and the man was in prison. wow. (4-8)

Ravens on Thursday night: Lose. As if we actually have a chance here? Nuff said. (4-9)

Titans x's 2: Win. Now wer're super pissed off because we haven't won a single damn game since week 6, and we're fighting for our jobs. NOW we care about individual performance. We're trying to preserve some semblance of pride, although at this point the cowpatties will have a better record than us, and the whole nation will be laughing at us. (5 - 9)

Broncos: Could go either way. They aren't as inconsistent as we are, but I'm not going to make any assumptions. They know our entire coaching staff, so that certainly doesn't give us any advantages. ..... might be a draw, who knows. I'll be super optimistic coming off a rare win, and say 6 - 9

Jags x's 2: Win. Again, trying to save our jobs so we don't have to give up our nice cushy status, and save Kubiak from a job that he probably won't have next season anyway.... at least if McNair wants to have a winning team.

No Playoffs, in the end, we suck again, 7 - 9 and back to the drawing board. All the team cared about this year was beating Indy in week 1. Good job guys, you blew the rest of your season.
:wadepalm:

Last week was rough.... this week was a back breaker. I'm afraid its the same for the team.

the Ravens is a Monday night game not a Thursday night game...
 
In the previous poll, I chose 7-9. Of course, I thought we'd beat the Chargers and we didn't. At this point, I don't really care.
 
I don't know anymore .. the defense is so bad that I can't predict .. unfortunately can the offense bail the defense out and score 24+ points?
 
okay, really? You're gonna give me **** over one mistake? excuse me already! It's not like I intended to.

Nah, if he wanted to give you **** he would have pointed out that the Phi. game is on a Thursday....:ahhaha:
 
6-10, it's only fitting......Kubiak will go out the way he came in, thus the circle of mediocrity will be complete. The last 5 seasons will show no improvement at all.
 
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