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Who is "The Beast?"

Who is "The Beast"

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TexansBull

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I have heard Andre Johnson called it. I have heard Brian Cushing called it. What say you?

David Anderson's article on Brian Cushing calling him "The Beast"
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/7233276.html

NFL Network
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-total-access/09000d5d81abacae/Best-receiver-in-the-NFL

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-game-highlights/09000d5d81aab6df/Texans-vs-Redskins-highlights

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And in the notorious week of nicknaming stuff, here is wikipedia's list of NFL nicknames:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NFL_nicknames
I dont see the Bull Pen listed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuesday_Morning_Quarterback#.22TMQ.22_Team_Nicknames
but I do see we have the nickname of "The Moo Cows..." didnt know that.
 
The question was "Who is the beast?" not "Who is the troll?"

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THE NFL said:
Silliest and most overused word in sports, especially Texans fans.
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Vonta Leach is also Beast-ish
 
ATXtexanfan said:
fortunate to have one on offense and defense
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Was just coming back to this thread to post roughly the same thought. It kicks ass that we're sitting around debating which one of our young superstars should have the title of "The Beast."

Back in the day, the argument would have been for who deserves the title of "The Least."

Good problem to have, this one is.
 
JB said:
And that bother you why? Could it be because the Tinnbreds have no one they could call a "Beast"?
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Have you seen the thousands of one tooth, 500 pound women, with burritos hanging out of their mouths like cigarettes sitting in the stands in Tennessee? Those are as closest things to beasts the Tits have. :hide:
 
What a strange question. This is the man you're looking for:

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I'm pretty sure he doesn't play for the Texans though.
 
THE NFL said:
Stay Classy Texans fans, stay classy.

Its not wonder the tailgating was stopped.
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That's particularly rich coming from somebody whose sole reason for being here is to be the turd in every punch bowl. Look, you're a troll. We know you're a troll, you know you're a troll. You aren't a fan of the team and your primary interest in posting on Texans forums (be it here or on the main board) is to drop a little negativity in nearly every thread you "contribute" to.

It's like this. If you're pitching and catching you're playing baseball. If you're playing baseball that makes you a baseball player.

There's no inherent lack of class in calling a troll a troll.
 
As Darelle Revis once said:

Andre Johnson? Beast.

Not to take away from Cushing, but, AJ is a freak, beast, the man, monster, magnificent, a game breaker, and any other superlatives or Gus Johnsonisms that I can come up with. I am hoping one day that Brian Cushing will be able to **** all over other NFL teams like 'Dre does.
 
JB said:
Vonta is The Hammer!!!

Aj is The Beast...

Cush is a beast!

As is Pollard.

and Mario
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I like The Hammer

AJ is def The Beast

I seem to remember Cush being called Thor... unless that was someone else around here. Good nickname though. In fact if that's someone else' nickname I vote it be passed over to Cush.

Words cannot describe the animal that is Pollard.

Super Mario is Super.

And of course Schaub is the cooler for his apparent love of air conditioning units.
 
THE NFL said:
Stay Classy Texans fans, stay classy.

Its not wonder the tailgating was stopped.

Mods, I cant seem to help myself. I am useless to this board, bring nothing to the table, and need some time off to think about how shitty I have been. Do me a favor and :banme:
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Mods, please give him what he wants.
 
Texan_Bill said:
This^^^ since you sonsabitches ignored it!! :kitten:
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I left off Vonta because I never heard any of the media call him "The Beast." Its been more of an AJ name, but was surprised that DA called Cushing it. But it seems the player with other names are:
Cushing - Cush
AJ - The Beast
James Casey-Thor
Pollard-Bonecrusher
Vonta-The Hammer

Its great that we have so many playmakers get the priviledge of haveing a nickname through the media and fans.

Mario doesnt make the list because he is horrible. Is he still on the team?(refering to Mario is a wuss thread)
 
Señor Stan;1544527 said:
Cushing.

The number of the Beast is 666.

Reliant Stadium is on the 610 loop.

666 minus 610 equals 56.

Please people, try and keep up.
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Nice! :bravo:
 
Señor Stan;1544527 said:
Cushing.

The number of the Beast is 666.

Reliant Stadium is on the 610 loop.

666 minus 610 equals 56.

Please people, try and keep up.
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Woah. Arent the Texans covered on AM Sports Radio 610?

This is getting creepy.
 
Señor Stan;1544527 said:
Cushing.

The number of the Beast is 666.

Reliant Stadium is on the 610 loop.

666 minus 610 equals 56.

Please people, try and keep up.
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That was a good one. I'd rep ya if I could.
 
Texan_Bill said:
This^^^ since you sonsabitches ignored it!! :kitten:
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TexansBull said:
I left off Vonta because I never heard any of the media call him "The Beast." Its been more of an AJ name, but was surprised that DA called Cushing it. But it seems the player with other names are:
Cushing - Cush
AJ - The Beast
James Casey-Thor
Pollard-Bonecrusher
Vonta-The Hammer

Its great that we have so many playmakers get the priviledge of haveing a nickname through the media and fans.

Mario doesnt make the list because he is horrible. Is he still on the team?(refering to Mario is a wuss thread)
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The media? The media doesn't know dittly

HOU-TEX's Beast Club:

AJ
D-Ryans
Mario
Leach

Pollard, Foster and Cushing are knocking at the door. Pollard must do better in coverage and become more than just a hard hitter. Foster needs more experience and consistently do what he's been doing. I think Cushing has the most to prove after his situation, but is also the closest of the 3 to getting in my Beast Club.
 
Señor Stan;1544539 said:
I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight.
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using alphabet numerology

B = 2
R = 18
I = 9
A = 1
N = 14

C = 3
U = 21
S = 19
H = 8
I = 9
N = 14
G = 7

((18-14+9-2*1)+((21*14*3)-(9*19)-(8*7))) =

666

:panic:
 
Thorn said:
OK, which one of yall put the Jack Daniels in Stan's coffee this morning?
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Ha Ha.

You'll see...pretty soon no one will be able to buy or sell anything unless they are wearing a Cushing jersey. You'll see.

Revelation 13:17 said:
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.
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