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Mario is scared of the New York Giants and Osi Umenyiora
- Thread starter Shaft75
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Goatcheese
Texan
Osi is right. Mario is a push over. A sissy. A panty waist.
Oh wait, wrong thread. My bad.
Oh wait, wrong thread. My bad.
I know or care about Mario, but the Giants have nine sacks in the first half. Schaub and the OL need not be scared, but be prepared.
DexmanC
Hall of Fame
The Bears flat out refused to run the ball, and have allowed the Giants
to sell out defending the pass. The Bear's blocking SUCKS. Nice stats
for the Giants, but a balanced offense will give it trouble.
There is zero excuse for a 9 sack performance. That is insane
Goatcheese
Texan
I believe that Alpha Sigma 768z is in alignment with Proto Aurelious 108b tonight.
When the stars align like that it's a sure sign of offensive futility to come.
Some pretty nice Jack & coke typing on my part. Thanks for responding.
Shaft75
All Pro
No, this is the perfect thread. Remember when Osi flapped his gums about Mario, and the result was, I think 3 sacks, amirite?
Ole Miss Texan
Hall of Fame
Mario is in a whole different league of DEs and Osi shouldn't even be put in the same sentence. I mean... Osi is actually good. Mario is sitting on the bubble right now about to get cut.
I actually heard from a legitimate source within the Texans organization that they are actively trying to trade for Vince Young or Reggie Bush because they think either of them can be a better DE than Mario.
I actually heard from a legitimate source within the Texans organization that they are actively trying to trade for Vince Young or Reggie Bush because they think either of them can be a better DE than Mario.
Hardcore Texan
Magnet Man
Doesn't Osi have a loaf to pinch on some chick? Apparently 3K is the going rate. 
The best way to slow down the pass rush is to run right at 'em.
The best way to slow down the pass rush is to run right at 'em.
Pollardized
Division Champ
When asked what he thought about the Giants, mario said this was always his favorite:
When asked what he thought about the Giants, mario said this was always his favorite:
That's disturbing that you had that pic. Or that you have seen that pic and would repost it forcing me to look at it.
Mike
Pollardized
Division Champ
Mario likes men in drag.... They make him feel manly...
Beer and Metal
Buzzed Cacophony
Texan_Bill
Hall of Fame
When asked what he thought about the Giants, mario said this was always his favorite:
That's unfortunate.
Hardcore Texan
Magnet Man
When asked what he thought about the Giants, mario said this was always his favorite:
Man, Serena could really use a shave.
Shaft75
All Pro
Isn't that Barry Bonds imitating Mario Williams on Sunday?
Ole Miss Texan
Hall of Fame
We have bigger muscles than our pansy sister, Mario.
Signed,
Venus and Serena Williams
Signed,
Venus and Serena Williams
The Colts ran the ball all over the Giants. Marts is an ***** anyway. He loves 5-7 step drops and wont adjust at all. I just hope Osi doesn't **** all over our day.