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Cushing approves of the Texans new workout regiment.

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Dutchrudder said:
Chuck Norris should be the next Texans S&C coach. You know espn would eat that up.
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I'd welcome it......he'd have Jones in the corner kneeling on rice after his 1st drop. :foottap:

(speaking of that, kids today act like they're so tough...my dad used to make me do that crap LOL.)
 
In a failed attempt, Chuck Norris had jokes made about him so he could try and look tougher than Brian Cushing.

The Most Interesting Man in The World on Brian Cushing:

"I wish I was him"
 
Brian Cushing is the one who makes the caged bird sing.

Brian Cushing does not like to wait. He couldn't care less if patience is a virtue.
 
When Cushing goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

He said on his Facebook page he was so sore he couldn't walk.
 
Maybe we'll get to see Mr. Cushing manhandle CJ hard enough to make his gold teef exit his mouth.
 
During an extremely hard workout, Brian Cushing ripped the fabric of space/time and travelled back in time to the age of the dinosaurs. He landed at what is now Chicxulub creating a horrible crater in the process. His impact was so great that he created a firestorm that covered part of the earth and a cloud of ashe that covered the rest.

And that's how the dinosaurs really went extinct.
 
The Pencil Neck said:
During an extremely hard workout, Brian Cushing ripped the fabric of space/time and travelled back in time to the age of the dinosaurs. He landed at what is now Chicxulub creating a horrible crater in the process. His impact was so great that he created a firestorm that covered part of the earth and a cloud of ashe that covered the rest.

And that's how the dinosaurs really went extinct.
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Wow! This almost totally agrees with the facts. In actuality, the crater & firestorm were from the fight where he whooped Godzilla's ass. And that is the true reason behind the demise of the dinosaurs!
 
Brian Cushing would kill all of you with his tackles if he found out we were comparing him to the lowly Chuck Norris.
 
A Brian Cushing tackle is the preferred method of execution in 37 states.

The world thinks we dropped an H-bomb on Japan, actually we unleashed Brian Cushing.

When Brian Cushing does a pushup he pushes the world down.

The tsunami in Thailand was the result of a Brian Cushing cannonball in LA
 
Brian Cushing once pulled a single hair from his Cush-hawk and skewered three men through the heart with it.
 
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