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omfg my step dad is working for vy!!!!!!!!!!

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HouSportsWriter

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my step dad is a contractor and just got back from a meeting and was hired by vince young to build something idk what tho since my step dad only thos
offices

i get to meet him soon and get a auto graph maby =o

should i slap him since he is a titan ? or shake hands saying good job last year ?

lmao .....
 
BIG TORO said:
Get his auto and then burn it in his face!
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What you've got to do is cut the hamstring on the back of his leg right at the bottom. He'll never play football again, because his weight displacement goes back, all his weight is on his right foot, and he'll push everything off to the right. He'll never come through on anything. He'll quit the game.
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Make sure your step-dad keeps his shirt on at all times. Vince might throw down a bottle of Patron and crank up them tunes.
 
About 24 hours before meeting him I would start to eat the most gaseous foods I can think of and
drink a bunch of beer. For full effect it would be keg beer.

I would bring tears to his eyes. :bender:
 
badboy said:
Tell him you are a Texans fan and wish him well on his career except when he plays us.
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This...plus have you dad put tiny Texans logos in inconspicuous places throughout the bldg (wall outlet, light switch, corner of mirror in bathroom etc.)
 
Tell your stepdad to charge him triple. He's to dumb to know the difference. Should be some easy money. lol

I ditto BIG TORO's suggestion! BURN it then spit on it to put out the fire!!:)
 
Ask him if he likes sausages and has ever spent the night in bed with Ricky Martin sharing sauages with each other.
 
Texan_Bill said:
About 24 hours before meeting him I would start to eat the most gaseous foods I can think of and
drink a bunch of beer. For full effect it would be keg beer.

I would bring tears to his eyes. :bender:
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How about pickled pig feet, boiled eggs, and french fries with onions, cheese and jalapeno on top.....and of course the beer. Then watch the paint peel off the wall.

But seriously, go with Badboy's advice if you meet him. Take the high road ever chance you get, it's the right thing to do.
 
On a more serious note, make sure your step-father is up to speed on Texas Lien Laws. Some athletes have been known to try and skip out on payment and can be some of the cheapest SOB's out there.

In order to perfect a lien, there are required steps, documentation and durations that have to be adhered to and are key to properly filing a lien.
 
Texan_Bill said:
On a more serious note, make sure your step-father is up to speed on Texas Lien Laws. Some athletes have been known to try and skip out on payment and can be some of the cheapest SOB's out there.

In order to perfect a lien, there are required steps, documentation and durations that have to be adhered to and are key to properly filing a lien.
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Tell him he looked good in the Rose Bowl and ask him if he can introduce you to Matt Schaub.

:D
Thats pretty cool Brandon, most NFL players are more down to earth than folks really realize.

When you leave say, "break a leg".
 
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