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TimeKiller

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Has anyone else seen the Jimmy Johnson Extenze commercial on at night times? It's mega creepers. Like I felt molested after watching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7eM4q75tas

Poor quality, turn up the speakers but this is the right one.

Seriously. JJ looks like an old perverted bastard in these. Not a national championship, 3 time super bowl winning, hall of fame, big name RESPECTED coach. Have fun peddling your boner medicine you sell out.
 
Those commercial endorsements are gravy for guys like him. EASY money. Even for something like that.
 
WWJD said:
Those commercial endorsements are gravy for guys like him. EASY money. Even for something like that.
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Completely agree; if you're in this position, why not do it? You get paid and a lifetime supply of lead in your pencil!
 
Well, not sure the benefits of Extenze, it's over the counter, so definitely not Viagra... besides, when you guys get old, take it from me, you will probably not need it, and if you do, remember, two Popsicle sticks and some duct tape can suffice in a pinch :)
 
I hate all of these commercials. Trying to avoid explaining what an erection is to a curious 7 year old is lame. Same problem with feminine hygiene products. :sos:
 
You know, if you're going to endorse wang hugification, why would someone buying Extenze want to win a dinner with Jimmy Johnson? That's the creppy part to me!

NOTE: I didn't see it in this commercial but the original one had the "dinner offer".
 
Goodness I'd love to go to dinner with Jimmy. I'd pick that hair sprayed brain to death. Can't use the product because well I'm a girl but I totally get why he did it. FOR THE MONEY!
 
TimeKiller said:
Why not?

It's called dignity. Some people have it, some people sell it.
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I don't have a problem with ED, but if I'm 65 someday and I lose the ability to keep it up, I would have no problem using this. I can't blame a guy for trying to stay sexually active.
 
Dutchrudder said:
I don't have a problem with ED, but if I'm 65 someday and I lose the ability to keep it up, I would have no problem using this. I can't blame a guy for trying to stay sexually active.
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Well, I have to say, that's ****ing disgusting.

God strikes down elderly penises for a reason. I can absolutely blame a guy for trying to one up mother nature, I absolutely will too. 65 year olds with boners. YUCK. I'll be happy as hell to have old, wrinkly, flacid junk when I'm old and wrinkly.
 
TimeKiller said:
Well, I have to say, that's ****ing disgusting.

God strikes down elderly penises for a reason. I can absolutely blame a guy for trying to one up mother nature, I absolutely will too. 65 year olds with boners. YUCK. I'll be happy as hell to have old, wrinkly, flacid junk when I'm old and wrinkly.
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Are you for real?

65 is not that old. Hugh Heffner would be ashamed of you
 
Chuck Norris is 70 and he'd kick your ass...... and then take your extenze.

EDIT: Research out of University of Virginia has found that a key ingredient being manufactured in the Extenze tablet is that from a single teardrop from Chuck Norris split up into the millions of pills being sold. Upon taking, it causes a male to immediately witness positive erectile results. Thanks to gtexan for the countless hours studying this effect on the male organ.
 
I'm not really up on Extenze, but I didn't think it had anything to do with helping old dudes get a boner. I thought it was supposed to somehow make a dude's wang bigger not by just helping them get wood but by somehow making it grow. Correct me if I am wrong.

Personally, I use this:

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Ckw5814 said:
I'm not really up on Extenze, but I didn't think it had anything to do with helping old dudes get a boner. I thought it was supposed to somehow make a dude's wang bigger not by just helping them get wood but by somehow making it grow. Correct me if I am wrong.
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I was under the same impression. The thing that worries me about all of this type of medicine are the side effects, particularly if you stop using them. :redface:
 
Ole Miss Texan said:
Chuck Norris is 70 and he'd kick your ass...... and then take your extenze.

EDIT: Research out of University of Virginia has found that a key ingredient being manufactured in the Extenze tablet is that from a single teardrop from Chuck Norris split up into the millions of pills being sold. Upon taking, it causes a male to immediately witness positive erectile results. Thanks to gtexan for the countless hours studying this effect on the male organ.
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:spit:
 
gtexan02 said:
Are you for real?

65 is not that old. Hugh Heffner would be ashamed of you
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Um...I'm 23. 65 is almost 3 times my life.....so that's old.

Hugh Heffner....funny how I've never heard him pandering dick pills. Just hot ass women. And yeah, if the good Lord decides to give me some peace and quiet later in life I'll be happy to have it and won't worry for a second what anyone thinks about my new found floppiness.
 
TimeKiller said:
Well, I have to say, that's ****ing disgusting.

God strikes down elderly penises for a reason. I can absolutely blame a guy for trying to one up mother nature, I absolutely will too. 65 year olds with boners. YUCK. I'll be happy as hell to have old, wrinkly, flacid junk when I'm old and wrinkly.
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I don't see what the big deal is. If you have a good sex drive now, you will probably still have a decent sex drive when you are 65+. If the guy needs some help to enjoy some happy time with the wife or whatever, then fine, let them have their fun. It's not like it's affecting you in any way except for the occasional thread or commercial on TV.
 
TimeKiller said:
Um...I'm 23. 65 is almost 3 times my life.....so that's old.

Hugh Heffner....funny how I've never heard him pandering dick pills. Just hot ass women. And yeah, if the good Lord decides to give me some peace and quiet later in life I'll be happy to have it and won't worry for a second what anyone thinks about my new found floppiness.
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Seriously, bro', no offense, but your opinion is not really qualified to say how you'll feel 42 years from now.

Will you feel the same about your junk if it has problems in your 40's? Never say never. Stuff happens.

p.s. While I agree with you that it's kinda' gross to think about an old dude's situation, choose to not think about it. Works for me. :ok:
 
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