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Not trying to make a joke or anything, just curious because he always seems the be twitching...
Not much twitching, but I can barely understand him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN0Hpt1oEP8
Not much twitching, but I can barely understand him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN0Hpt1oEP8
He just speaks at a different speed then the rest of us so he is hard to understand.
If he lets his gameplay speak for him he'd still be talking too fast for us to understand.
we are ALL inferior to Chris Johnson.
Pigeon > Chris Johnson
Chris Johnson has a new car. Or as he wrote on Twitter, "My donk on 30inch sliders done talking whoever want it." J
July 26th, 10:47 PM -- "Me and mike(sky)walker and @fatnmack44 dex dex big brah dco big cuz wayne and cam.We in club 23 downtown last night before seasonwe goingham"
This one appears to be much more complicated. There are many different subjects and confusing nicknames that need to be sifted through. Mike Walker is another NFL player and it appears that Chris was at a club called "Club 23" with him downtown. Dex dex, big brah, dco, big cuz, wayne, and cam are all likely members of Chris' group of friends. In fact, it appears many people were at the aforementioned club. I'm still unsure on the ham part at the end, but I will make my best effort.
Translation: "Mike Walker, Big Brother, DCO, Large Cousin, Cam, and I gathered last night at Club 23 downtown. Before the season begins, we will eat pork."
July 26th, 1:52 PM -- "@KennyTurner3 he beat me I want lie but I aint call him out he call me out and I killed him tell him to stick to working out"
This one is somewhat easier as Christopher elects to use "he" instead of a strange nickname. We can see that some sort of trash talking is going on, but it's not clear what exactly he is talking about. "I want lie" seems to imply that he needs to lie down. Perhaps he is ill? Or maybe he wants to lie to someone. This is where we need to look at context to determine the true intended meaning of the sentence. "I killed him" also seems to imply that a murder took place at first glance, but I believe he meant that he defeated the person decisively. This one is very tricky, but once again I'll try.
Translation: "He defeated me, and now I feel ill and want to lie down. I did not call him out, it was he who called me out. I defeated him in a swift and decisive fashion. You should tell him to stick to exercising."
That was a difficult challenge, but I think I've succeeded in spreading the word of Chris Johnson and making it available to people of all ages and creeds. This man needs to be heard, and it would be a shame of anyone missed out on his wisdom.
I wouldn't care if he was a deaf-mute if we could get him (no offense to deaf-mutes, I'm serious). He would make us a team that might win.
Man, I guess I really am getting old.
You don't know what old is, yet, sonny.
**** dude, I'm only 5 years behind you.... WTF is going on anyhow?
Yeah, but, dude, those five years are BRUTAL.
Which going on are you WTFing about?
He just speaks at a different language then the rest of us so he is hard to understand.
Not much twitching, but I can barely understand him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN0Hpt1oEP8
Fixed it for ya. All joking aside, he never really comes off as a sharp lad. Pretty damn good player.
That car looks like some sort of hot rod for loggers.
I don't think he has tourette's....that just looks like a serious case of the stupids.
After listening to him talk and reading him text/tweet, its safe to say that Chris Johnson is illiterate. Sadly, a lot of our population talks just like him and is probably illiterate as well.
There was a guy that came into McDonalds the other day and got behind me in line and he sounded like the biggest dumbass in existence. He had his Swisha House shirt on and is it just me or is the rule 'the louder you talk the dumber you are?' because this guy was loud and he sounded like he had the mind and vocabulary of a 2nd Grader....but he was 'keepin it real'
whatever the hell that means
What side of town are you hanging out on? Everyone is not going to be as blessed and educated as you so be happy you are "better" than the guy in McDonalds. I know "dumbasses" that have to much education....in fact some of them run this country. Chris Johnson is a football player not a motivational speaker. What does the guy in McDonalds have to do with Chris Johnson anyway? In that interview Chris Johnson seems to be soft spoken...not loud at all. I didn't have any problem understanding a word that Chris Johnson said in the interview.....maybe you should just listen harder. Eating at McDonalds is not something I would do...I would say its stupid to eat there..lol. I don't like the Titans but, I'm not going on personal attacks just because a guy doesn't speak like you or walk like you. The next time you see that guy in McDonalds just tell him to STFU and I'm sure he will understand you..lol
He's a badass player. He better be smart with his money.