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I just heard this and I found it pretty funny actually. It's starts off with some sarcasm and just gets ridiculous; for these guys to be previewing a game and not know really much AT ALL about the Texans.

They come off as if we are gonna get owned in Buffalo...Yet at the same time trashing how bad their own team is...

I thought this might give some of us Texans fans a good laugh, but remember these are idiots...:ahhaha:

-By the way there is some cursing on this podcast just letting anyone know before hand.

Check it out:

http://wnywatercooler.blogspot.com/2009/10/houston-texans-buffalo-bills-podcast.html
 
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
 
imatexan said:
Wow they sure do diss us.

And how do they have a job...?

They know nothing about other NFL teams.
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Yeah, they diss us, their team, and themselves...:lol:

It's gonna feel good when we beat them after hearing these fools, but it definitely made me laugh and I enjoyed hearing them embarassing their own team.

Scooter said:
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Yeah, ...:spit:
 
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Okay, I just got done listening to that crap...... (and that's a insult to crap everywhere)

WOW, if I was a Bills fan I'd be embarrassed as hell. They know absolutely NOTHING about their opposition. I loved the predictions at the end...how they all had us scoring about 10 points. I also found it funny who they acted like everyone on our team is just some "expansion team scrub". "I'm not afraid of Johnson, Schaub, Daniels, and Kubiak"......yeah this is a podcast I'm going to be listening to next week.

I wish there was a way we could send this link to someone on the team......I'm sure the guys would get a kick out of hearing how much the suck...
 
pretty funny stuff, bunch of nerds sitting around drinking beer, being stupid sharing Bills low point in history. BALLHAWK! wait for Monday :gun:
 
These guys are really bad. Their NFL knowledge is lacking big time.

"Didnt Kubiak play quarterback?" "I dont know..."
 
They sound like a couple of guys who hang out on football message boards who don't know anything. :choke:
 
as Texan fans, we have to share in the humiliation of Mark Vandameer and his silly calls "Rock and Roll, Texans"... talk about embarassing!
 
As Thorn says, life is hard and it's harder if you're stupid. Those guys have had a hard life. I bet they do get all their info off of message boards. Obviously, they don't do a bit of research for themselves.
 
Brady: 39-53 378 yds. 2 tds 1 int. This is keeping Brady in check?
Brees:16-29 172 0tds 0 int. Saints rush for 228 yds. Way to keep Brees in check.
What a couple of complete idiots. Must come from going to "The Ralph" every Sunday and killing massive amounts of braincells. They actually want AJ knocked out of the game? That's beyond tasteless in any context. I think this will be a tough game, but I hope we run the score up worse than NE-TENN.
 
Talk about not having a clue about your opponent. These guys should lay off the weed before they do a show. They should be very afraid of the Texans, they absolutely don't have a clue.
 
Scooter said:
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Ok, a simple wrong would have been just fine...
:)
 
Awesome. They start off saying that they held Brady to his season low in yardage, and the gave up 378yds and a pair of TDs in that game. Then they go on to ask if it was the Texans first franchise win when we beat Buffalo in (they can't remember the year) '03?




D.E.L.U.S.I.O.N.A.L.
 
I couldn't last past 5 minutes of that trash. Whoever made the reference to the Adam Sandler movie line was spot on.
 
dalemurphy said:
as Texan fans, we have to share in the humiliation of Mark Vandameer and his silly calls "Rock and Roll, Texans"... talk about embarassing!
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man, don't get me started on vandermeer... his calling isn't as bad as his morning show... i'm surprised lopez hasn't slit his wrists yet.
 
Umm the host of this sports blog is apparently unaware that the city of Houston has a Major League Baseball team.
 
Carr Bombed said:
Okay, I just got done listening to that crap...... (and that's a insult to crap everywhere)

WOW, if I was a Bills fan I'd be embarrassed as hell. They know absolutely NOTHING about their opposition. I loved the predictions at the end...how they all had us scoring about 10 points. I also found it funny who they acted like everyone on our team is just some "expansion team scrub". "I'm not afraid of Johnson, Schaub, Daniels, and Kubiak"......yeah this is a podcast I'm going to be listening to next week.

I wish there was a way we could send this link to someone on the team......I'm sure the guys would get a kick out of hearing how much the suck...
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someone should take their computer privileges from them
...forever
 
powerfuldragon said:
man, don't get me started on vandermeer... his calling isn't as bad as his morning show... i'm surprised lopez hasn't slit his wrists yet.
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Vandermeer had a great balance with Ware on the show, it was pleasent to listen to... honestly I think Lopez has brought the show down since he got on...

I've heard other sports talk shows, and though Vandermeer isn't the best morning show talent ever and is a little out there, he is less annoying than some of those other fools you'll hear...

As for the game calling, like I said, it's pleasent to listen to him and Ware together... they have a good thing going no matter how annoying and immaturish "Rock n Roll" may be...

Wish Adam Clanton could have hung around, he brought a good balance to the morning show... I'd much rather hear Vandermeer go on with Ray from Avery's Air Conditioning than Lopez... no disrespect to Mr. Lopez...
 
drunkcookie said:
Vandermeer had a great balance with Ware on the show, it was pleasent to listen to... honestly I think Lopez has brought the show down since he got on...

I've heard other sports talk shows, and though Vandermeer isn't the best morning show talent ever and is a little out there, he is less annoying than some of those other fools you'll hear...

As for the game calling, like I said, it's pleasent to listen to him and Ware together... they have a good thing going no matter how annoying and immaturish "Rock n Roll" may be...

Wish Adam Clanton could have hung around, he brought a good balance to the morning show... I'd much rather hear Vandermeer go on with Ray from Avery's Air Conditioning than Lopez... no disrespect to Mr. Lopez...
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you work for cbs radio, and i claim my $5
 
Seriously, not being an ass... are you saying "why don't you go work for cbs radio and see how you like it" or "I think you work for cbs radio because you are brown-nosing?"...

wouldn't mind being in radio one day, but no I don't work for cbs... just the only sports-talk station I can pick up at work 100 miles south of Houston...
 
yah, knew you were joking, seriously meant I wasn't being an ass...

they just need to get a total and complete opposite of Vandy to go along with him in the morning so the show doesn't go down the road I'm afraid it will (like the Stairway to Heaven deal)... even John McClain's stupid "Big Shaub" remix to "Big John" a few years ago... gotta get away from the childish... most Texans fans are grown-ups...
 
I'm not a big fan of Vandermeer's game calling, but I must say hes a really nice guy. I have met him on several occasions, and hes a very polite, down to earth dude.
 
thanks for crashing our server and using all our free bandwith that host site gives us wtf. uh Dan b you need to get another hobby outside of commenting on blogs..

the podcast is just a joke we didn't think a bunch of 'houston texans fans' would pick it up and care so much about three drunk dudes talking about the bills.. next week we'll turn off the baseball game, have a fact checker, and make sure our producer and directer aren't stoned.

if you watched the patriots game, brady wasn't brady, his stats were not indicative of his performance. we're used to getting destroyed by the Patriots and we actually played decent and kept the game close.

we're realistic bills fans who hate our coach most of our players and our owner. we were being sarcastic with most of what we said. donte whitner blows (our #8 pick safety from a few years ago).

right now there are like 60 mph gusts of wind, I don't see Matt Schaub throwing 300+ yards. And just because he has good stats thus far doesn't mean much, he has accomplished as much as Trent Edwards in this league and that isn't saying much.
 
wnywatercooler said:
right now there are like 60 mph gusts of wind, I don't see Matt Schaub throwing 300+ yards.
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Well weather.com says 28 mph with gusts to 45 mph but that is pretty irrelevant as the prediction for tomorrow is 9 mph winds.

And just because he has good stats thus far doesn't mean much, he has accomplished as much as Trent Edwards in this league and that isn't saying much.
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That's too ignorant to argue with.

Oh and I love the witty response to some of the comments made by one of you guys calling y'all a stupid southern accent. No stupid would be thinking y'all is an accent when it is a colloquialism.
 
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wnywatercooler said:
thanks for crashing our server and using all our free bandwith that host site gives us wtf. uh Dan b you need to get another hobby outside of commenting on blogs..

the podcast is just a joke we didn't think a bunch of 'houston texans fans' would pick it up and care so much about three drunk dudes talking about the bills.. next week we'll turn off the baseball game, have a fact checker, and make sure our producer and directer aren't stoned.

if you watched the patriots game, brady wasn't brady, his stats were not indicative of his performance. we're used to getting destroyed by the Patriots and we actually played decent and kept the game close.

we're realistic bills fans who hate our coach most of our players and our owner. we were being sarcastic with most of what we said. donte whitner blows (our #8 pick safety from a few years ago).

right now there are like 60 mph gusts of wind, I don't see Matt Schaub throwing 300+ yards. And just because he has good stats thus far doesn't mean much, he has accomplished as much as Trent Edwards in this league and that isn't saying much.
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Since the tone, nature, and level of intelligence/awareness demonstrated in your post is so different than the podcast you characterize as "just a joke", I'm sure this thread will pretty much die out with this post.

Thank you for clearing up this matter for us.
 
wnywatercooler said:
thanks for crashing our server and using all our free bandwith that host site gives us wtf. uh Dan b you need to get another hobby outside of commenting on blogs..

the podcast is just a joke we didn't think a bunch of 'houston texans fans' would pick it up and care so much about three drunk dudes talking about the bills.. next week we'll turn off the baseball game, have a fact checker, and make sure our producer and directer aren't stoned.

if you watched the patriots game, brady wasn't brady, his stats were not indicative of his performance. we're used to getting destroyed by the Patriots and we actually played decent and kept the game close.

we're realistic bills fans who hate our coach most of our players and our owner. we were being sarcastic with most of what we said. donte whitner blows (our #8 pick safety from a few years ago).

right now there are like 60 mph gusts of wind, I don't see Matt Schaub throwing 300+ yards. And just because he has good stats thus far doesn't mean much, he has accomplished as much as Trent Edwards in this league and that isn't saying much.
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They were being sarcastic about their own team. They didn't know ***** about the Texans regardless and they sounded like they new little about football either.

Have the Bills ever even had a .500 record with Edwards? Has he won games with his arm? Has he thrown 16tds? Has he ever even had a 300yd passing game?! I didn't think so....

The weather is not gonna be that bad and it seems it's expected to not be that windy either. I heard like 10mph winds so Idk where you got 60mph winds...
 
Dan B. said:
Umm the host of this sports blog is apparently unaware that the city of Houston has a Major League Baseball team.
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sometimes I think the owner of said team is, himself, unaware that he's supposed to field a Major League baseball team
...but I digress

back to topic
 
I SAID RIGHT NOW 60 MPH WINDS.. it says 9 for tomorrow but it will be windier it is ralph wilson stadium

y'all is just stupid and annoying you is singular and plural

bill simmons
BILLS (+3.5) over Texans
My underdog lock of the week: Bills 20, Texans 14. Testing out a new theory here: The Steve Walsh memorial "There's no way that QB has an arm to handle those conditions" game, not to be confused with the Sanchize patented "This guy was weaned on warm weather his whole life, he is reacting to the freezing cold about as well as the rugby team during the last 45 minutes of 'Alive'" game. I like Matt Schaub but his arm can get a little noodly, no? I wish we could parlay a Buffalo TAINT (touchdown after interception) and a Buffalo special-teams TD in this one.
 
Oh man, if Bill Simmons said it, might as well mark it down as happening!!!

Also, attacking a regional variant of a word definitely strengthens your argument.
 
wnywatercooler said:
I SAID RIGHT NOW 60 MPH WINDS.. it says 9 for tomorrow but it will be windier it is ralph wilson stadium

y'all is just stupid and annoying you is singular and plural

bill simmons
BILLS (+3.5) over Texans
My underdog lock of the week: Bills 20, Texans 14. Testing out a new theory here: The Steve Walsh memorial "There's no way that QB has an arm to handle those conditions" game, not to be confused with the Sanchize patented "This guy was weaned on warm weather his whole life, he is reacting to the freezing cold about as well as the rugby team during the last 45 minutes of 'Alive'" game. I like Matt Schaub but his arm can get a little noodly, no? I wish we could parlay a Buffalo TAINT (touchdown after interception) and a Buffalo special-teams TD in this one.
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C Madd said:
Oh man, if Bill Simmons said it, might as well mark it down as happening!!!

Also, attacking a regional variant of a word definitely strengthens your argument.
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Bill Simmons is mostly a basketball guy. In the west coast offense, Schaub doesn't need a gun to fire passes 60 yards down the field. All Schaub has to do is hit receivers in stride and the YAC will take care of itself. The guy grew up in Pennsylvania, he knows a little about playing in bad weather.
 
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wnywatercooler said:
y'all is just stupid and annoying you is singular and plural.
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Actually "you guys" is stupid in annoying as ****. After being stationed up north I wanted to put a bullet in my head every time I heard "hey you guys", "what are you guys doing"......also if I heard "hey you guys, do you want a pop" one more time, I probably would've pulled a trigger.

I couldn't get out of there fast enough. :rolleyes:
 
Carr Bombed said:
Actually "you guys" is stupid in annoying as ****. After being stationed up north I wanted to put a bullet in my head every time I heard "hey you guys", "what are you guys doing"......also if I heard "hey you guys, do you want a pop" one more time, I probably would've pulled a trigger.

I couldn't get out of there fast enough. :rolleyes:
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OK, I'm done with the pictures for a month.
 
Carr Bombed said:
Bill Simmons is mostly a basketball guy. In the west coast offense, Schaub doesn't need a gun to fire passes 60 yards down the field. All Schaub has to do is hit receivers in stride and the YAC will take care of itself. The guy grew up in Pennsylvania, he knows a little about playing in bad weather.
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Oh, I'm not disagreeing. I'm pretty sure that Schaub will get his yards. He destroyed in Green Bay when it was cold and the Texans receivers can get yards without Schaub having to throw deep in the wind. I was just trying to be as sarcastic as I possibly could to his post with the copy and paste from the Bill Simmons article.

Unless you meant to quote him or something, then disregard all this. :)
 
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