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Chris White Answers the Call...

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Ah, Football!
Of Nature. :spit:

During his postgame PC Kubiak was asked about the laughing and cheering that was heard in the locker room after the game. He said "you'd have to ask Chris White about that"

Well, here's what happened.

At one point, White was so focused on doing his job, he had to let nature take its course, so to speak.

“He couldn't hold it, I guess,” tight end Owen Daniels said. “He didn't want to play uncomfortable is what he said. I guess he had to go.

“Number one, obviously. (It was) like, what? Is he sweating that bad?”

White didn't want to come off the field.

“You got to do what you got to do in order to make plays,” he said. “I just did what I had to do to try to make a play.”
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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/fb/texansfront/6674110.html
 
I saw that on the news last night. Hillarious!
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Texan_Bill said:
Yup.... I LMFAO when I heard it about it last night on the news.

"He didn't want to play uncomfortable....." :spit:
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That's ****ing disgusting, I'm surprised we didn't do better in the running game....I wouldn't want to be engaged with someone covered in piss.

Seriously Chris....
 
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He really wants to win this job. You gotta do what you gotta do. Your window of opportunity is too small in the NFL.

Props to Chris White. I've got loads of respect for this 'sacrifice'. I hope he holds it together. He looked pretty good yesterday.
 
Drinking ones own urine isnt as uncommon as you would think. In other countries its considered a healthy thing to do. :choke:

Mark Schlereth ex Denver Broncos OL now TV analyst, used to wet himself every game.
 
mussop said:
Drinking ones own urine isnt as uncommon as you would think. In other countries its considered a healthy thing to do. :choke:

Mark Schlereth ex Denver Broncos OL now TV analyst, used to wet himself every game.
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That's where the nickname "Stink" came from. He admitted it freely on a Mark & Mark show one time.

I would think that would be one of the things that falls into the "what's said in the locker room STAYS in the locker room" catagory.

or as my daughter would say, "T.M.I."!!
 
Moises Alou would be jealous, he just got his hands with the stuff, White went the distance
 
mussop said:
Drinking ones own urine isnt as uncommon as you would think. In other countries its considered a healthy thing to do. :choke:

Mark Schlereth ex Denver Broncos OL now TV analyst, used to wet himself every game.
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I remember him talking about it, said it gave him a competitive edge because nobody wanted to touch him.
 
hmmm, I guess I know where the saying "knocking the piss out of someone" comes from now :shades:
 
The incentive and motivation is obvious. Why can't Rick Smith find us another couple of linemen like this? The opposition would be peeing in their pants in close tandem.

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Come on now....

There has got to be a portapotty on the sidelines or something....that's gross.

By the way, as healthy as some people may consider it....drinking ones urine is like licking a really warm salt lick.
 
This is ridiculously disgusting. I would make him do his own damn laundry. Theres gaining a competitive advantage and then theres going too far. Who thinks about pissing when you're playing a game like that one? I dont even think about pissing when Im in the stands Im so excited
 
gtexan02 said:
This is ridiculously disgusting. I would make him do his own damn laundry. Theres gaining a competitive advantage and then theres going too far. Who thinks about pissing when you're playing a game like that one? I dont even think about pissing when Im in the stands Im so excited
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I don't think it's really that big a deal. These guy's drink gallons of water and Gatorade before and during the game. The body obviously doesn't always use all of it during a game. :)
 
HOU-TEX said:
I don't think it's really that big a deal. These guy's drink gallons of water and Gatorade before and during the game. The body obviously doesn't always use all of it during a game. :)
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That's how I feel about it. It doesn't bother me that he did it at all. I'm sure it's a more common aspect of the game that really isn't talked about very often. I'm glad he didn't get off of the field. Shows me that he'll do whatever it takes to get his playing time and help the team out. When you figure the time it would have taken him to run back to the locker room and piss vs. just staying there and being done between plays.....sounds like a no brainer to me. You don't get a lot of opportunities in this league, better make the most of them when you can and I'm sure most of the players respected what he did.
 
HOU-TEX said:
I don't think it's really that big a deal. These guy's drink gallons of water and Gatorade before and during the game. The body obviously doesn't always use all of it during a game. :)
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He needs to throw his body around at somebody (or at least on the ground close to somebody), instead of just running downfield! :runaway:
 
Cjeremy635 said:
That's how I feel about it. It doesn't bother me that he did it at all. I'm sure it's a more common aspect of the game that really isn't talked about very often. I'm glad he didn't get off of the field. Shows me that he'll do whatever it takes to get his playing time and help the team out. When you figure the time it would have taken him to run back to the locker room and piss vs. just staying there and being done between plays.....sounds like a no brainer to me. You don't get a lot of opportunities in this league, better make the most of them when you can and I'm sure most of the players respected what he did.
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Yep, players hurl on the field all the time too. Heck, my 2 short seasons of College ball I saw more of that than I'd ever imagined I would. It's still just liquids they drank, but still.
 
Cjeremy635 said:
That's how I feel about it. It doesn't bother me that he did it at all. I'm sure it's a more common aspect of the game that really isn't talked about very often. I'm glad he didn't get off of the field. Shows me that he'll do whatever it takes to get his playing time and help the team out. When you figure the time it would have taken him to run back to the locker room and piss vs. just staying there and being done between plays.....sounds like a no brainer to me. You don't get a lot of opportunities in this league, better make the most of them when you can and I'm sure most of the players respected what he did.
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Now I understand why they have to rotate the Guards! :bubbles:
 
You guys are nuts. He pissed all over himself. Thats nasty. Big 300+ pound guy just urinating all over himself is ok to you?

Offensive possessions usually last less than 5-6 minutes. Sometimes they are only a few minutes. You really telling me he couldn't hold it for 5 minutes?
 
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