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Ugliest uniforms ever...

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have to be the ones worn by the Broncos today. I honestly don't think I could have sat and watched that game without getting a migraine looking at those uni's.
 
Brakos Rates the Worst Unis:

1. Eagles Yellow and Light Blue
2. Broncos AFL
3. Seahawks Lime Green
4. Jets AFL
5. I think I remember seeing a gold Skins jersey, that one.

*edit: Just saw the highlights of that game. Swap 1 and 2. LOL
 
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For some strange reason...I liked the unis, probably annoyed the hell out of the other team...which helped them get the win :shades:.
 
Kulluminatii said:
For some strange reason...I liked the unis, probably annoyed the hell out of the other team...which helped them get the win :shades:.
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get to a neurologist immediately....you've been hit in the head or something and don't realize it!

J/K...

was pulling for the Raiders today..dumb me.
 
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Man, most Raider fans weren't even thinking that we would come out with a W, at most, something more then a FG, and we got a TD, so I'm happy:bag:.
 
Kulluminatii said:
For some strange reason...I liked the unis, probably annoyed the hell out of the other team...which helped them get the win :shades:.
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For some strange reason, I can relate. I was telling my friend that those uni's are SOOOOO ugly it will make the Pats eyes turn yellow and they will have to squint to see the EZ!! Must have worked!! lol

Good win for the Bronc's, regardless of the hotdog uni's.

On the other hand, the KC uni's with the TEXAS symbol on the helmets probably cost them the game against the "girls." The TEXANS, old or new, just can't seem to win!!
 
brakos82 said:
Brakos Rates the Worst Unis:

1. Eagles Yellow and Light Blue
2. Broncos AFL
3. Seahawks Lime Green
4. Jets AFL
5. I think I remember seeing a gold Skins jersey, that one.

*edit: Just saw the highlights of that game. Swap 1 and 2. LOL
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I think the Whataburger referee jerseys need to be in there somewhere.
 
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Fugly!!
 
They aren't the best looking uni's ever, but they are way better than the '80's Orange Crush era uni's. Talk about fugly.
 
brakos82 said:
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80's ones look better IMO.
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Yeah, it's all about taste. i think those things were the '80's version of Seattle's lime uni's. I like old school in my uniforms. Give me just a number, or even no decal at all. If you gotta have one make it a simple emblem. Nothing to do with whether I like 'em or not but the Lone Star is one of the simplest and best icons in sports. I wish they hadn't ganked it so the Texans could use it. Basically K.I.S.S. (keep it simple, stupid). Angry cartoon Broncos snorting a cloud of breath through a gigantic "D" just doesn't do it for me, especially in day-glo orange.
 
Most of these throwback unis are hideous, IMO. The NFL is getting carried away with this stuff.
 
Vinny said:
they are almost as bad as our red on red look.
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haha!! And that's what makes it even sadder: the Texans don't have a history so they have to manufacture something! So what do they invent? The Heinz look! Hit them on their feet a few times and ketchup comes out of their mouths.
 
Vinny said:
they are almost as bad as our red on red look.
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God, I'm so glad someone besides me detests that stupid ketchup bottle look. Red jerseys and white pants would be sharp as hell, but instead they go with that high schoolish red on red.

:chili:
 
Marcus said:
God, I'm so glad someone besides me detests that stupid ketchup bottle look. Red jerseys and white pants would be sharp as hell, but instead they go with that high schoolish red on red.

:chili:
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No dude, it's not just you. I hate those red-on-red unis. We can still do Battle Red day with just the red jerseys with white pants. I hate that all-red look. Not a big fan of all blue either. In fact, the time has passed for these artificial "homecoming" games. They were meant to distract us from the fact that our team sucked.
That won't work any more.

Memo from Fans to McNair:
Build us a winner. Stop worrying about the damned wardrobe.
 
I went to that game, and I thought the uniforms were pretty cool, even the cheerleaders had their throwback gear on, the replay screens were in black&white it was a blast from the past. I will write about my experience later on because it was pretty kick @$$ overall.

I was trying to convert my old roomate who is a huge Broncos fan to become a Texans fan before the season started. I nearly had him converted, but now they are 5-0 and we are 2-3 and I am drinking the Broncos Kool-Aid.
 
Those old throwback Bronco jerseys come nowhere close to the ugliest uniforms ever. That distinction belongs to the Titans. In this photo, we see Vince celebrating a 6 yard pass completion for a first down during a pre-season game against the 4th string defense of the Rams.

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