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The Texans are making me...

The Texans are making me crazy.

Even more so than I already was, and that's quite an accomplishment.
 
the texans are making me wonder what it's like to root for a consistently good football team.
 
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the texans are making me wonder what it's like to root for a consistently good football team.
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They've been consistent. The defense consistently bad, and the offense the last two games has actually got better. Well, we're running the ball.

Let me help you out here.

We haven't played good defensively yet this year. So it's not like one week we were good, and the next week we weren't. We've been consistent on defense for the last three weeks.

We allowed a defense to dictate what we are going to do week 1. That should never happen. Week 2, we dictated. Week 3 we dictated, to a lesser degree of success, and less focus on stretching the field.
We've been consistent, more or less, on offense.

Root for your team no matter what.

At least over the next three weeks, our offense is going to have to overcome our lack of defensive fortitude. Don't let it surprise you, expect it.
 
...feel better about my life, because I am more of a success than they are. Which I had previously believed to be impossible.

Thank, you, Houston Texans, for giving me a reason to wake up tomorrow.
 
The Texans are making me think that all this time I spend in the offseason looking at everyone one of their moves is pointless. We are who we are.
 
The Texans are making me...

Free...

I say eff it. I'm going to watch the Texans and get absolutely s-faced every Sunday. I don't even care anymore. What's the point? I've been pointed and laughed at for quite some time now and I don't give a fat rats ass any more.

Am I a Texans fan? You're Goddamn right I am and I'm drunker than Cooter Brown.

See ya next Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
realize that I'm insane.

Each week I go to the game full of optimism that this will be the week that everything clicks together and we become a juggernaut. Each week I'm left disappointed. Ok, not every week. I leave the stadium cursing everyone from the owner all the way to the ball boys. I leave out the honorary captains, though. I never doubt their ability. By Thursday my optimism starts filling up again leading up to Sunday and the process starts all over.

Doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome leads me to think I just might be insane after all.
 
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