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Kyle Vanden Bosch

What's the deal with the contacts? That is some serious limp-wristed bull honky. Like you scare anybody on the field. Just a way to get some air time. Good luck being half the player you were next to Fat Albert. I like how he came up and punched Matt Schaub in the back of the helmet after a play had been whistled dead. Classy move. Try to not bust a vein in your eye thinking about this loss...
 

chicagotexan2

Easterby = Little Finger/Cal = Fredo Corleone
I the KVB was going to his night job after the game at the local haunted house. Calm down Kyle, you are no more scary than Marylin Manson.
 

thunderkyss

Just win baby!!!
Staff member
Contributor's Club
Lol. Yeah the guy is a shadow of himself the last few years with Haynesworth.
Dude was hurt last year.

He had a good game last week, & to tell you the truth, I was scared.

But Duane Brown, who I don't usually give props to, played well. Could be better..... but he played well.

You can see him getting better every game. Well, it's only been two games, but you know what I mean.

I've got a feeling the rest of the league is going to recognize what a good job he's doing before the season is over.
 

WWJD

Hall of Fame
Maybe Kyle is auditioning for Vince and the WWE.

I bet Kane would like to borrow those contacts.
 

Bulluck53

Rookie
In baseball, batters wear them (or used to) because they could pick up the spin of the pitch better. I think the reasoning is somehting along those lines, not sure though.
 
I would love for you to have the balls to say that to his face ...
I would love to have the chance. What is he going to do, fight me? Or wait until I turn around to punch me in the back of the head?

Or wait until I turn around so he can use his x-ray laser vision to look directly up my bunghole?

Oh it helps with the glare does it? Maybe. Maybe some sunlight would help his pasty ass out.
 

BigBull17

Hall of Fame
I would love to have the chance. What is he going to do, fight me? Or wait until I turn around to punch me in the back of the head?

Or wait until I turn around so he can use his x-ray laser vision to look directly up my bunghole?

Oh it helps with the glare does it? Maybe. Maybe some sunlight would help his pasty ass out.
Cause DE's have to worry about fielding kicks/passes...? He's doing it to be scary. Which he's not.
 

GP

Go Texans!
This guy is THE guy that I dislike the most.

I wouldn't want him on my team, either.

Classless.
 

Mr. White

Retired OLine Coach
The red contacts don't bother me much.

Love him or hate him, I'm sure that the contacts give him a mental edge.
 

Mr. White

Retired OLine Coach
Anyone else catch this yesterday? I'm a little fuzzy...

I think it was on a fumble recovery after the jawing with Winston and I think after the sideline brawl.

KVB got knocked down onto his back in the back of the pile and then reached up to Winston for some help up.

Winston just looked at him.
 

GuerillaBlack

Hall of Fame
Anyone else catch this yesterday? I'm a little fuzzy...

I think it was on a fumble recovery after the jawing with Winston and I think after the sideline brawl.

KVB got knocked down onto his back in the back of the pile and then reached up to Winston for some help up.

Winston just looked at him.
We easily have the most badass lineman in the league. Love me some Winston.
 
The red contacts don't bother me much.

Love him or hate him, I'm sure that the contacts give him a mental edge.
They bother the snot out of me. He's doing it for airtime because his play doesn't warrant it...

My guess is if I told him the red contacts made him look gay, he'd probably just say "aight". If he was gonna start a fight with me he'd start to get that Houston based Texans don't back down. Though I'm sure he's beginning to get that message anyway BURRRRRRRRRN
 

Mr teX

Hall of Fame
He's been using the red contacts for years i believe, not sure what the big deal is on this board about that...
 
He's been using the red contacts for years i believe, not sure what the big deal is on this board about that...
I know it has nothing to do with the rivalry between the teams for me. It has everything to do with him looking stupid, getting airtime for it and then being about the worst facet of his defense all day. His game left when the Big Fat Nasty walked out. Okoye may as well put some lenses on. Yes, I would repeat this to his face. The only thing stopping KVB from knowing my opinion right now is he probably doesn't surf this forum. Or that he can't read because he plays for Tennessee hyyuuuck. Or that if I type in red he won't be able to see it MWAAHAHAHAHAA or it would totally scare him to see something that isn't naturally red BE RED!!! WAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! LOOK AT HOW ANGRY AND FIERCE I CAN BE!!!! GRRRRRRRRROOWWWLLLLLL!!!!!!!

oops i lost it. Kind of like KVB did yesterday
BURRRRRRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!
 
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