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What should the sign over the dressing room say this week?

mussop

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I was listening to sports radio (dont remember what statiion) and they were saying the sign over the dressing room door says "Under Construction". I dont know if they were serious or not but it got me thinking. What would be a good motavating phrase to put up there this week after that humiliating performance we just witnessed.


Here are a couple of my ideas,

Are you soft?

You just got punched in the mouth! Are you going to fight back or tuck youre tail?

This room reserved for finesse players.

You should be ashamed!!!!!!!


Now show me yours! :whip:
 
"win, or don't come home.."


"battle pink jerseys today fellas.."

"men do what they want, boys do what they can. which are you?"
 
You dropped the soap .... are you gonna pick it up or make the Titans pick it up.









(we might need to break out the soap avatars again soon)
 
I wouldn't say anything, i'd just tape this pic up on the side of everyone's helmet...

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New Fine Schedule

1 Missed Tackle - $50,000.00
1 Missed Assignment - $50,000.00
1 Missed Block - $50,000.00
1 Poor Play Call - $100,000.00
Message on shoes - $500,000.00

2 fines = Placed on Bench for remainder of game
4 fines = Pack your bags.
 
New Fine Schedule

1 Missed Tackle - $50,000.00
1 Missed Assignment - $50,000.00
1 Missed Block - $50,000.00
1 Poor Play Call - $100,000.00
Message on shoes - $500,000.00

2 fines = Placed on Bench for remainder of game
4 fines = Pack your bags.

You forgot dropped pass - $50,000

At any rate we'd have no team to field by week 4.
 
Why talk playoffs when you've yet to have a winning season? SHOW everyone you're a playoff team instead of just saying you are.

And/Or

Just win baby.
 
Reminder:
The NFL is NOT like your kids' league.
Everyone who competes
DOES NOT get a trophy
at the end of the season!​
 
Reminder: You play professional sports in Houston now, winning is out of the question. Now go get everyone excited and then lose. It's our tradition.
 
"You want to be responsible for 70,000+ PO'd people asking why they paid for this?"
:pirate:
Mutiny is a'coming in the fanbase if things don't get turned around ASAP PDQ. We pay Bob, who pays them and if we quit paying Bob...well, you know...:bat:
Its a tough economy, we demand a good product for what we pay for...if the product is inferior...
 
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Reminder: You play professional sports in Houston now, winning is out of the question. Now go get everyone excited and then lose. It's our tradition.

How long do you have to keep that avatar? It keeps throwing me off that a Jets fan is still posting here! lol! :pop:
 
I guess

"Winners never quit, and Quitters never win"
(not saying the Texans quit on sunday, they just didn't show up)
 
Someone needs to call in and to the next available radio show interview with one of our players and tell them some of these. Best thread I ever started.:bender:
 
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