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By John Royal in Sports
Friday, Aug. 14 2009 @ 8:52AM
​With the Houston Texans kicking off pre-season play tomorrow night, I thought I would throw out a list of 25 things to watch or listen for during the game.
1. Does Matt Schaub make it through two series of plays without any type of injury?
2. What kind of stupid catchphrase is radio voice Marc Vandermeer going to trot out this season?
3. Spencer Tillman will find some way to refer to some fourth-stringer who will be among the first to be cut after the game as "great."
4. Given enough time during the game, Tillman will refer to every guy on the Texans roster as "great."
5. Gary Kubiak will, at some point, be referred to as a quarterback guru.
6. While Kubiak will be referred to as a guru, left unmentioned will be that he reportedly was the guru to John Elway and Steve Young, neither of whom needed a guru. But those that did need a guru -- Brian Griese, David Carr, etc. -- failed miserably.
7. At some point, we will all be reminded about just how wrong we were about Mario Williams. (Actually, I'm okay with this because I'll admit to having been very wrong in my assessment of Williams as a pro. The word "great" might even actually apply to him.)
8. Betting pool: how long does it take for Kubiak to lose his first replay challenge?
9. How long will it take for Steve Slaton to be referred to as undersized?
10. Betting pool: who is the first player injured? I'm going to shock everyone and go with Chris Brown instead of Matt Schaub. Primarily because Brown makes Ahman Green look like a tough bastard.
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