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ok.....i just got a summer job..... that makes $35 an hour ok....

i think i wana get 3 season tickets....

i need the foloing info,,,,,,

what the best quality tickets i can get with $12000 rember i need 3

how much do you pay for parking and food .... for 3

where the best seciton out of sun..


ps,, i am not buying tickets as of now just colecting info thank you =]



oh yah if you must no how i got a job is i new an owner of a restruant and where good freinds so he gave me a *farm* job


and yes texas alows 14 year olds 2 work part time


relly need the info thanks =]
 
TheIronDuke said:
You're my favorite poster ever.
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I don't know about that but that post of his alone probably belongs in a posting hall of fame somewhere.

I just got back from Sears Grand and had a rough time with my seven year old. I was mad and then I opened this thread.

Funniest. Post. Ever.
 
I have been working for 45 years and I don't make $35.00 and hour. Must be nice.

After the 7.625% for SS taxes and another 27% FWT taxes will knock that down by about a third.
 
Grams said:
I have been working for 45 years and I don't make $35.00 and hour. Must be nice.

After the 7.625% for SS taxes and another 27% FWT taxes will knock that down by about a third.
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True but I don't think math is beast's strong suit.

Why someone would pay above minimum wage for a kid with very little command of the English language is beyond me. Isn't there an illegal alien the guy can find who probably knows English a little better somewhere?
 
It is really a shame that my 8 year old granddaugther can spell and type better than a 14 year old.
 
Not only can he not spell, he doesn't know where to put his decimals either.

slatonisabeast said:
ok.....i just got a summer job..... that makes $3.50 an hour ok....

i think i wana get 3 season tickets....

i need the foloing info,,,,,,

what the best quality tickets i can get with $120.00 rember i need 3
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Fixed it.
 
corection i do make 35 $ an hour if you no where neals restraunt is

i new the owner for 3 years he owns a farm -.- + he nos i help elderly nabors bye doing there garbage thats a big +
 
Wow not only does he have total command of the English language, he's quite the math wizz to boot!

So 9.5 x 5 does = 35.... :thinking:
 
miss type.... my bad yall are all real ass's i just want you 2 relize that i came here to talk texans


not 2 be talked to like garbage! yall mother ****ers need to grow some balls....
 
no wander no 1 joins! becuse yall treat us like garbage!


every post i make yall diss thats it im out **** yall and thank you 2 the 1s who were nice to me and apprecitated what i did for yall
 
Well.........bye.

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Well you are in luck. I made $35 an hour cleaning rocks at a hotel last summer and tried to use the money to buy tickets. Sadly you need to make at least $36 an hour to buy 3 season tickets to the Texans. Damn inflation.
 
slatonisabeast said:
no wander no 1 joins! becuse yall treat us like garbage!


every post i make yall diss thats it im out **** yall and thank you 2 the 1s who were nice to me and apprecitated what i did for yall
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I don't believe you did anything for me.

All you did was prove that you should be in summer school taking a class in English, Math and Spelling this summer.
 
Super Mario said:
Well you are in luck. I made $35 an hour cleaning rocks at a hotel last summer and tried to use the money to buy tickets. Sadly you need to make at least $36 an hour to buy 3 season tickets to the Texans. Damn inflation.
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Well... He said he makes 9.50 per basket at 5 baskets an hour. That comes to $47.50 per hour. I think he's got inflation covered there. Now... If I was making 47.50 an hour, i'd be hard-pressed not to hire an accountant to help maintain my finances. My advice at this point for slatonisabeast is to hire an accountant...
 
I had a buddy growing up that spelled and wrote alot like Beast. He even quit school after the sixth grade. He was a big ol boy like Jethro Bodine, too. My folks use to call him Jethro and laugh. Told me to stay away from him cuz he was a loser.

By the time he was 20 he had his own business going repairing cars. My folks sure weren't laughing when they took their cars to him...lol

Today? He owns a nice car repair shop. He has BM'er, a big Ford diesel, and whatever that car is his ol' lady drives. I love floatin' in his pool and fishing out of his boat.


And he'll still give you his last dollar if you need it, too.

Screw 'em if they can't take a joke, Beast. Just be who you are and take the high road when the Interent Police show up.

See you at a game, too.

To the rest of y'all...he ain't Paki. He's a kid so cut him some slack.
 
Being a kid...fine.
Having lots of money...great
Being 14 and dumber than a bag of hammers are inexcusable.

Translation for our Beast friend;

Be an a kid....fine
Haveen lots of mony...grate
Not be an able to spell cat if I spotted you the k and the t..........

Beast, did u no yur boss is skruing u out ov 17 dolars a hour? (47.50 - 35 = 17)
 
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Speedy said:
Being a kid...fine.
Having lots of money...great
Being 14 and dumber than a bag of hammers are inexcusable.

Translation for our Beast friend;

Be an a kid....fine
Haveen lots of mony...grate
Not be an able to spell cat if I spotted you the k and the t..........
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Cool...maybe he'll tell us what school district he is in and you can have a talk with the superintendent.
 
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slatonisabeast said:
ok.....i just got a summer job..... that makes $35 an hour ok....

i think i wana get 3 season tickets....

i need the foloing info,,,,,,

what the best quality tickets i can get with $12000 rember i need 3

how much do you pay for parking and food .... for 3

where the best seciton out of sun..


ps,, i am not buying tickets as of now just colecting info thank you =]



oh yah if you must no how i got a job is i new an owner of a restruant and where good freinds so he gave me a *farm* job


and yes texas alows 14 year olds 2 work part time


relly need the info thanks =]
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When the Texans distribute their season tickets around July, a lot of people will come on message boards to sell tickets.

Usually, you can find season ticket deals that suit your price range. There's not really a bad seat in the stadium--it all depends on your preferences.

If you meet a MB person to buy tickets, be sure to meet in a public place.

I hope that helps you.

Go Texans! :fans:
 
not only am I doubting his job, I'm having to go to NFL.com to watch clips to confirm that Slaton really was a beast.
 
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Speedy said:
Being a kid...fine.
Having lots of money...great
Being 14 and dumber than a bag of hammers are inexcusable.

Translation for our Beast friend;

Be an a kid....fine
Haveen lots of mony...grate
Not be an able to spell cat if I spotted you the k and the t..........

Beast, did u no yur boss is skruing u out ov 17 dolars a hour? (47.50 - 35 = 17)
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thats funny. Giving the kid crap about spelling and yet not learning himself. Come on now.
 
Texans_Chick said:
When the Texans distribute their season tickets around July, a lot of people will come on message boards to sell tickets.

Usually, you can find season ticket deals that suit your price range. There's not really a bad seat in the stadium--it all depends on your preferences.

If you meet a MB person to buy tickets, be sure to meet in a public place.

I hope that helps you.

Go Texans! :fans:
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No kidding! Have you SEEN what some of these folks look like in the daylight? :hide::eek::dontknowa
 
slatonisabeast said:
ok.....i just got a summer job..... that makes $35 an hour ok....

i think i wana get 3 season tickets....

i need the foloing info,,,,,,

what the best quality tickets i can get with $12000 rember i need 3

how much do you pay for parking and food .... for 3

where the best seciton out of sun..


ps,, i am not buying tickets as of now just colecting info thank you =]



oh yah if you must no how i got a job is i new an owner of a restruant and where good freinds so he gave me a *farm* job


and yes texas alows 14 year olds 2 work part time


relly need the info thanks =]
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This won't help you figure your taxes, but it will help you communicate with the IRS when they come knocking:


ieSpell - A Spell Checker for Internet Explorer (Download)
 
Speedy said:
Being a kid...fine.
Having lots of money...great
Being 14 and dumber than a bag of hammers are inexcusable.

Translation for our Beast friend;

Be an a kid....fine
Haveen lots of mony...grate
Not be an able to spell cat if I spotted you the k and the t..........

Beast, did u no yur boss is skruing u out ov 17 dolars a hour? (47.50 - 35 = 17)
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Eksellent post
 
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