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Tom Brady To Tie The Knot

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And here comes a mad multi-million dollar scramble for the wedding photos...

Good luck to him though...

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He didn't marry her and in fact his dad said this story was false. Take that for what it's worth. I know he's been dating her for a few years so I imagine if either wants to get married they will eventually.

I bet Giselle does make more than Tom.
 
Money shouldn't be an issue. Tom is a team player after all, and all he should be concerned about is getting in a position to score. :tiphat:

...wait, we're not talking about contract negotiations?
 
I can tell you EXACTLY how it went down. Gisselle walked into where he was with the kid and said:

Gisselle: Okay pretty boy here's the deal, I want citizenship. Marry me I get a green card I'm on my way to being a citizen of the USA. DON'T marry me and I'll get some sleazy Park Avenue Lawyer to put your cajones in a vice and squeeze monthly child support payments out of you that'll send your checks directly to me while you're living in the projects with some broke muff-hugga named Roscoe who's always going to be short with HIS HALF of the rent. Now go buy me an expensive ring dumb-ass. Are you still here? Fool get an expensive ring or get a losing attorney the choice is yours. 10 carat rock in a platnum setting...now hand me my leverage...I mean the kid and go buy my ring stupid. Bwah ha ha ha ha haaaaaa.
 
nunusguy said:
I dunno, did he marry her for her money ? She might actually make more than he does ?
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She does...but that won't matter when she files for CHILD SUPPORT!!! It'll be like that scene in Casino where they put the guy's junk in a vice. Makes me ALMOST feel sorry for Thomasina...then I remember she has two superbowl rings and is wrapping herself around a model.
 
Dread-Head said:
I can tell you EXACTLY how it went down. Gisselle walked into where he was with the kid and said:

Gisselle: Okay pretty boy here's the deal, I want citizenship. Marry me I get a green card I'm on my way to being a citizen of the USA. DON'T marry me and I'll get some sleazy Park Avenue Lawyer to put your cajones in a vice and squeeze monthly child support payments out of you that'll send your checks directly to me while you're living in the projects with some broke muff-hugga named Roscoe who's always going to be short with HIS HALF of the rent. Now go buy me an expensive ring dumb-ass. Are you still here? Fool get an expensive ring or get a losing attorney the choice is yours. 10 carat rock in a platnum setting...now hand me my leverage...I mean the kid and go buy my ring stupid. Bwah ha ha ha ha haaaaaa.
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Does anyone marry for love anymore? :gun:
 
Dread-Head said:
She does...but that won't matter when she files for CHILD SUPPORT!!! It'll be like that scene in Casino where they put the guy's junk in a vice. Makes me ALMOST feel sorry for Thomasina...then I remember she has two superbowl rings and is wrapping herself around a model.
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The child he has is not Giselle's...the boy is from a previous relationship with an actress. She lives in California with the baby and Tom lives on the East Coast.

So Giselle isn't getting any child support from Tom!
 
Dread-Head said:
She does...but that won't matter when she files for CHILD SUPPORT!!! It'll be like that scene in Casino where they put the guy's junk in a vice. Makes me ALMOST feel sorry for Thomasina...then I remember she has two superbowl rings and is wrapping herself around a model.
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Brady has three rings.
 
Dread-Head said:
She does...but that won't matter when she files for CHILD SUPPORT!!! It'll be like that scene in Casino where they put the guy's junk in a vice. Makes me ALMOST feel sorry for Thomasina...then I remember she has two superbowl rings and is wrapping herself around a model.
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calling a man a woman is the worst thing you could possibly say!!!!
 
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