6. Tennessee: Jack Daniels, distiller. Considering all the Titans stars discarded for salary-cap reasons, fans will need whisky to get through the 2005 season.
21. Jacksonville: Paul McCartney, bass guitar, Wings. Unable to fill Alltel Stadium, the Jags will cover nearly 10,000 seats in 2005, so that games will sell out and be seen on local television. Why not just have McCartney perform every halftime? That packed 'em in for the last football game in Jacksonville.
29. Indianapolis: You have the league's highest-scoring offense, you're trailing in the second half in the playoffs, you've got fourth-and-1 in New England territory, your whole season has been about beating the Patriots in New England, you cannot, you absolutely cannot in a million years be sending in the punter! I'm sorry, but when I hear the word "Indianapolis," this is all I can think about.
I think we got off light compared to the other teams in our division.