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El Tejano

El Tejano

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You know that friend you have that is dating or married to that real hot chick. You know the one where you're thinking how did he get her? Come to find out she's been cheating, lying and taking on his money? Then your friend says I'm leaving her but never does? He always comes up with excuses like ' well she told me she only lied to me because she cares about me' or ' she only went behind my back because she was drunk and she said she doesn't remember a thing and she feels real awful'.

All you keep thinking is 'dude you can't be serious!!'. Well I don't know about yall but I think the more we keep cheering for this team, the more and more we are becoming like THAT guy!!!!

:whip::whip::whip::whip::whip::whip:
 
El Tejano said:
You know that friend you have that is dating or married to that real hot chick. You know the one where you're thinking how did he get her? Come to find out she's been cheating, lying and taking on his money? Then your friend says I'm leaving her but never does? He always comes up with excuses like ' well she told me she only lied to me because she cares about me' or ' she only went behind my back because she was drunk and she said she doesn't remember a thing and she feels real awful'.

All you keep thinking is 'dude you can't be serious!!'. Well I don't know about yall but I think the more we keep cheering for this team, the more and more we are becoming like THAT guy!!!!

:whip::whip::whip::whip::whip:
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You mean the Texans are winning games for other fans behind our backs? :bat:
 
dang....and here i thought you was really callin someone out....i was like "this is gonna be some good stuff.

:spit:
 
Reminds me of Dane Cooks vicious cycle -argument skit

"-Lisa, why don't you just go, Lisa, seriously. Lisa, we're here cause we're concerned about you. He's a d*ckwad.
-I can't just go,Karen, It's not that easy, ok? It's not that simple. My cd's are in his truck."
 
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