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Last of preseason Texans Bucs Pirate lynching

Not gonna make this tailgate BC. I'm hoping to make the game though, and will try to get there soon enough to see you all before going in. If I get "dropped off" by the NEZ, then I'll see you all inside.
 
Lil_Red and I will be there about 5  We’re saving the get out of work early card for MNF. We’ll be back with the old school Blue Crew tent and grill (if I went home and started packing, we wouldn’t be there until 8!).

Not sure when Adam and Foley and the others will roll in.
 
hobie said:
What, you going to work before the game...Just log off of TT and head on down there at 1:00...work on gameday, now that's funny !!
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Yankee_In_TX said:
Lil_Red and I will be there about 5  We’re saving the get out of work early card for MNF. We’ll be back with the old school Blue Crew tent and grill (if I went home and started packing, we wouldn’t be there until 8!).
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Bingo!! I'm saving that card for MNF too - especially since this is a holiday weekend.
 
I plan to be there about 1:00pm (Orange Lot)...I've got 30 days of vacation I need to burn before the end of the year.....so why don't you say you have a doctors appointment....
 
hobie said:
I plan to be there about 1:00pm (Orange Lot)...I've got 30 days of vacation I need to burn before the end of the year.....so why don't you say you have a doctors appointment....
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HA!!! Me? A doctors appointment???? LMAO!! No one would buy that......
 
Texan_Bill said:
HA!!! Me? A doctors appointment???? LMAO!! No one would buy that......
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I hear ya....I am in the same boat...I've got close to 70 sick days saved up so far....I went to the doctor last week for some tests and xrays, first time I have spent an entire day off with that excuse in last 10 years....
Maybe your car is in the shop, you need to get your license renewed..
 
hobie said:
I hear ya....I am in the same boat...I've got close to 70 sick days saved up so far....I went to the doctor last week for some tests and xrays, first time I have spent an entire day off with that excuse in last 10 years....
Maybe your car is in the shop, you need to get your license renewed..
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Truck is fine....
License is good for another couple of years....


Next??
 
hobie said:
:thinking:

Give me your work # and about 11:30 Thursday I will call you pretending to be someone important.....say you have an tailgating emergency...
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Except one of the guys that I tailgate with is in the office next to mine..... :gun:



Next???
 
These are neat ideas for the actual pinata'


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This would be easy to make...


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Or just hang Bill up on a rope since he seems to have a hollow leg :pirate:

You could put in fake coins, blue, red beads, airlplane bottle size Captian Morgan. Maybe even include a treasure map for one to find of an actual treasure to be found within the Blue Crew OR pieces of a treasure map (like puzzle pieces) in the pinata that X amount of people have to put together to hunt for the hidden treasure.
 
DiapHer said:
These are neat ideas for the actual pinata'


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Pirate-Chest.gif



This would be easy to make...


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Or just hang Bill up on a rope since he seems to have a hollow leg :pirate:

You could put in fake coins, blue, red beads, airlplane bottle size Captian Morgan. Maybe even include a treasure map for one to find of an actual treasure to be found within the Blue Crew OR pieces of a treasure map (like puzzle pieces) in the pinata that X amount of people have to put together to hunt for the hidden treasure.
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How do we get you to move to Houston?
 
We could invite Brad from Spring Branch to the tailgate, string him up, and beat the living crap out of him.
 
DiapHer said:
Wasn't there a sighting of Dante' the gay Buccaneer last year?:headhurts:
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Right.... That needs to be posted again for everyone's viewing pleasure...

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And Joe, I will not be the pinata... Adult beverages may come out of me but not in the same form that last game's adult beverages came out. It would be U-G-L-Y!! Ugly!!!!
 
Texan_Bill said:
Except one of the guys that I tailgate with is in the office next to mine..... :gun:



Next???
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Just tell them you're receiving the award for the most ghey pride this year.

They'd surely believe that. :spit:

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :photos:
 
HOU-TEX said:
Just tell them you're receiving the award for the most ghey pride this year.

They'd surely believe that. :spit:

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :photos:
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:dontknowa


You're getting as bad as Hobie with projecting your own frustrations onto other folks.... It's a shame, really. Just come out and let your healing begin. Hobie's been there, he can support you... Express yourself.
 
This years Piniata for the Plank walking Buccaneers will be a suprise that is for sure. Get ready and be there or be square. The Piniata will start abruptly at 5:30
 
Joe Texan said:
This years Piniata for the Plank walking Buccaneers will be a suprise that is for sure. Get ready and be there or be square. The Piniata will start abruptly at 5:30
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It will start...spontaneously? What kinda motor & timer have you got in that thing? :mcnugget:

Sadly, we'll be running late...may not make it till after 6p due to work.
 
Guys, I will be running slightly behind schedule today because of work. I will be there 2:30ish - 3 with my tents and supplies.

I hope to see ya there!
 
We had a good tailgate (some people were absent). Joe did a fantastic job with the Pinata.

I really hate the fourth preseason games but this one was brutal. I was hoping to see anything positive and I feel cheated.

BTW, if anyone has one of the gameday programs for the game, look one page 1. Under photographers you will notice our own Andy Martin, the Blue Crew's Official photographer, listed.

Congrats Andy. It is about time that you get credit where credit is due.
 
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