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The Pencil Neck

The Pencil Neck

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I didn't see a thread dedicated to this.

Basically, it scares me that most of the "experts" are picking us. I mean, it's pretty much across the board. Has that ever happened... I mean... prior to last week?

Texans - 24
Dolpins - 10
 
I'll guarantee this one:

I am at Reliant and very drunk!

You can bank on that.

Oh, that's not what you want. Here ya go:

Texans - 38
Dophins - 9
 
Actually, I'm seeing some prognosticators picking the 'phins based on the turd that was our performance last week. Oh, and Zach Thomas coming back.

So said, I'm still picking the Texans.

Texans 27
Dolphins 17

Hmmmm... and Ahman gashes them for 113 before letting No Gain Dayne take over in the 4th.
 
Texans - 31
Dolphins - 3

Dayne has a breakout game... 134 yds & 2 TD's (after he bulldozes over Zach Thomas on his first run and knocks him out cold).

Trent Green throws 3 picks (2 to Faggins).

I smoking some good stuff - I am serious about us winning, we better!
 
Defense better Key on Ronnie Brown early and force Trent to win the game Even with our secondary their WR set doesn't jump off the board still. I think we can get good push upfront and that will help a lot.

Might be a dogfight with a desperate 0-4 team but crowd behind them and an early knock out blow.....Texans get back on track.

Texans 30
Miami 10
 
OK, what d;ay is it? I've funking drunier than ****. Sorruy, really.

I sauy we kick their ass. I s it Sundayu yet?
 
you're my boy thorn, you're my boy! nothing to see here people, he gets like this sometimes. how are you feeling today buddy?
 
Everytime we are favored, we lose. I know I predicted 10-6 this season, but with the injuries, I am doubting that now.


Dolphins - 24
Texans - 17


Dayne continues to play poorly, Gado comes in and plays even worse, but Davis catches 2 TDs. Trent Green looks like Dan Marino against our secondary.

I hope I am wrong, but I need to paint a bad picture so that I won't be disappointed, lol.
 
dickieb said:
you're my boy thorn, you're my boy! nothing to see here people, he gets like this sometimes. how are you feeling today buddy?
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LOL. I was a tad over the top last night, I guess. Eh...a few asprin and a day later the world is good again. I predict a win tomorrow.

Texans 27
'Fins 17
 
I expect a pretty close game, but this one smells a lot like last week to me. the Texans probably w/o the 4 most dynamic skill position players on the roster, and the front seven needs to put more consistent pressure on the QB to hide the flaws of defensive backs. In terms, of intangibles the dolphins need a win. Field goal one way or the other, but Texans 24-21 because of the home crowd. :texflag:
 
ArlingtonTexan said:
I expect a pretty close game, but this one smells a lot like last week to me. the Texans probably w/o the 4 most dynamic skill position players on the roster, and the front seven needs to put more consistent pressure on the QB to hide the flaws of defensive backs. In terms, of intangibles the dolphins need a win. Field goal one way or the other, but Texans 24-21 because of the home crowd. :texflag:
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I'll hop on this band wagon.
 
Houston 37
Miami 27

Houston goes into the 4th quarter with a 30-13 lead, Miami tacks on two additional TD's to make it look closer than it should be, Schaub puts it away with under 2 minutes left. Ronnie Brown dismantles the defense, Trent Green embarrasses his wife and kids, and the rest of the country watches other games.
 
I'm shocked, simply shocked none of the brilliant minds predicted the exact score :um: how hard can this be :hairpull:
 
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