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Second Honeymoon

Second Honeymoon

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Thankfully the David Carr career looks to be coming to an end. Please post your obituary in whatever form on David's career as a Texan.


David Carr You Suck
You Were Never Any Good
Casserley Was Dumb

With Love and Haiku,
Doug From The Woodlands

p.s. and take your gravy training dad with you, Carr.
 
WOW this thread seems really personal to me.. What did carr and his dad lol do to you ? Are you the guy in the middle?---->:dangit:
 
Pretty vacant head
Dave stares at the ocean
Look honey dolphins!
 
Stampede said:
Say it to his face,
I know you won't,
He would kick your arse
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–noun, plural -ku for 2. 1.a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Haiku
 
Stampede said:
Say it to his face,
I know you won't,
He would kick your arse
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Sure I would. I could use the 6 figure pay day. Look, this town is too friggin nice. Dude sucks and has not put in the effort obviously to be a great one. Either that or he's just limited by his male bimbo-ness. Sorry we are tired of this junk and I'm sure the team is too!
 
xtruroyaltyx said:
hai·ku
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–noun, plural -ku for 2. 1.a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Haiku
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Haha, hey, what can i say, I went to clear creek high many years ago. Carr Homer?...Im just a fan of the team. Whatever works is fine with me. But attacking Carr and his family in this manner is just classless Imo. You got some real issues whatchumacallet from the woodlands.
 
Once there was a team
With a bright and shiny Carr
Let's make lemonade

Numbered are his days
Thunderous is the refrain
Send him to Oakland

Consumed with hatred
Blinded, tunnelvision prose
Easy, from the couch

Haikus are simple
Their expressions limited
Let's see a sonnet.
 
David Carr's got Nice hair

Too bad we see no bombs bursting

on the field through the air
 
Stampede said:
Haha, hey, what can i say, I went to clear creek high many years ago. Carr Homer?...Im just a fan of the team. Whatever works is fine with me. But attacking Carr and his family in this manner is just classless Imo. You got some real issues whatchumacallet from the woodlands.
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The Texans are counting on folks like you to keep filling their coffers. Too nice and you get what you deserve. It's perfectly fine to dump on Carr. Kubiak obviously thinks so or he wouldn't have hung that -5 net yards on his butt. That wasn't an accident. That was to get golden boy's attention. You gotta do that sometimes when a guy thinks he's not the problem and has the gaudy stats to prove it. Gaudy, lol.
 
Ohhh douglas did you start this thread for fun or frustration? i ask again are you the guy in the middle? did carr and his father do this to you?--->:dangit:
 
Texanfan4ever said:
Doug, why such anger toward David and his family? And why do you care if David pays for his Dad and whomever else he chooses to pay for. Don't you think his Dad paid for him to get where he is?
Very immature and childish.

I ask again, what has created the enormous "hate" you feel for him? Geessh! Like the other guy says, very classless.

I mean you might not like how he plays. but to be so angry at him and derogative to his family is unbelievable.

You should put that much anger and emotion towards something productive. you never know what you might be able to do. Just a thought. :hides:
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Great post.

Hatred in general stinks.
 
Texanfan4ever said:
Doug, why such anger toward David and his family? And why do you care if David pays for his Dad and whomever else he chooses to pay for. Don't you think his Dad paid for him to get where he is?
Very immature and childish.

I ask again, what has created the enormous "hate" you feel for him? Geessh! Like the other guy says, very classless.

I mean you might not like how he plays. but to be so angry at him and derogative to his family is unbelievable.

You should put that much anger and emotion towards something productive. you never know what you might be able to do. Just a thought. :hides:
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I agree... i think douglas is highly upset right now. He needs a heavy bag, boxing gloves and a david carr poster to tape to the bag lol.
 
kingh99 said:
The Texans are counting on folks like you to keep filling their coffers. Too nice and you get what you deserve. It's perfectly fine to dump on Carr. Kubiak obviously thinks so or he wouldn't have hung that -5 net yards on his butt. That wasn't an accident. That was to get golden boy's attention. You gotta do that sometimes when a guy thinks he's not the problem and has the gaudy stats to prove it. Gaudy, lol.
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speaking the gospel
it's not like rocket science
to know that Carr sucks
 
How about a limerick instead?

There once was a QB named Carr

Who thought ten yards was far

He blamed his poor line

For not giving him time

But I'm ready for feathers and tar
 
Porky said:
How about a limerick instead?

There once was a QB named Carr

Who thought ten yards was far

He blamed his poor line

For not giving him time

But I'm ready for feathers and tar
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LMAO....
 
texflex513 said:
I agree... i think douglas is highly upset right now. He needs a heavy bag, boxing gloves and a david carr poster to tape to the bag lol.
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If you are a big fan of the DC, you should feel good about him and his family. He has 5 millions reasons for enduring insults about his performance and family. His family will never have to work a day of their lives. I think it's perfectly okay to announce to the world that he sucks hard and yeah I personally think a big part of his problem is his dad's coaching him after he should have turned him over to the pros. Just a guess on my part but DC plays like a guy whose been told a pro QB has never been benched for taking a sack instead of an INT.
 
Porky said:
How about a limerick instead?

There once was a QB named Carr

Who thought ten yards was far

He blamed his poor line

For not giving him time

But I'm ready for feathers and tar
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Never drank the Carr flavored Haterade but that is good stuff, Porkster.
 
Second Honeymoon said:
texflex, your avatar tells me all i need to know about you.

you have a mancrush on Carr and are too stubborn too admit you and the organization were and are wrong

but whatever, chew on a haiku

texflex is homer
he wont admit he was wrong
what a stupid tool
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mmm..delicious I actually trade up on avatars and there you go with those weird shaky references mancrush! lol I still support carr and so does the organization believe it or not i have doubts but if a change was made i would still be ok with it....homer??? yea something like that. Carr supporter...yes until kubiak makes a change. IF!!!!that change is made i will support our new QB the same way i support david. So doug how was the second honeymoon?TEXANS4LIFE!!!!
 
Porky said:
How about a limerick instead?

There once was a QB named Carr

Who thought ten yards was far

He blamed his poor line

For not giving him time

But I'm ready for feathers and tar
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Just passed "There was a lady from Namtuckit". as my favorite limerick.
 
kingh99 said:
Sure I would. I could use the 6 figure pay day. Look, this town is too friggin nice. Dude sucks and has not put in the effort obviously to be a great one. Either that or he's just limited by his male bimbo-ness. Sorry we are tired of this junk and I'm sure the team is too!
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No, you wouldn't. No doubt.
 
In the interests of me not getting banned I suggest we get back to what this thread was SUPPOSED to be....and that is:

DAVID CARR HAIKU

5-7-5 format

please limit the namecalling and hijackings...this is for fun and to let off some steam.

I'll start it up again

David Carr is junk
He is worthless like garbage
He must go away
 
Second Honeymoon said:
In the interests of me not getting banned I suggest we get back to what this thread was SUPPOSED to be....and that is:

DAVID CARR HAIKU

5-7-5 format

please limit the namecalling and hijackings...this is for fun and to let off some steam.

I'll start it up again

David Carr is junk
He is worthless like garbage
He must go away
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It's not David's fault
The O-Line needs time to gel
Give them five more years
 
I would rather run

the whole second half than to

trust Carr to throw it




Signed,

Gary Kubiak
 
Second Honeymoon said:
Thankfully the David Carr career looks to be coming to an end. Please post your obituary in whatever form on David's career as a Texan.


David Carr You Suck
You Were Never Any Good
Casserley Was Dumb

With Love and Haiku,
Doug From The Woodlands

p.s. and take your gravy training dad with you, Carr.
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have you ever watched "the fan" with robert deniro? troll... :dontknowa
 
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