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ATXtexanfan
Hall of Fame
On a bright note, jamtex will blow smoke up our ass no matter what.JJ Watt looked like the guy who one all those Defensive MVP awards from a few seasons ago. That's a positive..... see there is some sunshine!!!
ATXtexanfan
Hall of Fame
On a bright note
The cowboys will have home field advantage Oct 7
TexansBull
Hall of Fame
On a bright note my liver has shown signs it can handle my drinking due to the Texans.
Speedy
Former Yeller Dweller
Much like the Steelers did last Christmas.
Thorn
Dirty Old Man
On a bright note, we'll win next week. You see, in our unfortunate Texans-fan-universe we find ourselves in, losing next week might start serious talks about OB leaving. That can't happen for us until we've suffered through yet another frustrating sh!thole of a season. Don't worry, we'll have a new coach in 2020 sometime, when our O-line still hasn't been fixed and Watson has had 3 more surgeries and is useless to everyone. Then we'll get a new head coach.
I picked a heck of a time to quit sniffing glue.
Thorn
Dirty Old Man
When you retire, you can throw away your give-a-shitter permanently.
Chance_C
All Pro
Oil and flower mix to boot. Seems to really ease the pain that is the Texans...
Scooter
Funky
I'm retired, the only time my give-a-shitter shows up is when I'm too drunk to remember the kill command.
Agreed.
We'll win the next 6 games. End the season 10-6 missing the playoffs on some obscure time breaker rule.
The rainbow club (myself included) will pump sunshine about next season & we'll start this circus again next year.
Texansballer74
The Marine
On a bright note, my brisket came out great.
RickInHouston
Practice Squad
It frees up my Sundays.
Thorn
Dirty Old Man
It is considered cheating when using a time machine to see the future. But that's OK, I cheat at a lot of stuff myself.
xtruroyaltyx
Hall of Fame
On a bright note, I have fairbairn as my fantasy kicker.
On the bright side, we seem to have found a better replacement for Covington. Blackmon looks good. Also Will fuller looks like a real nfl WR not just a deep threat and JJ is becoming more and more disruptive and starting to look like he can become a difference maker again.
On the negative side, all of that and we just lost to one of the worst teams in football. We suck and our HC just isn’t a good HC.
On the negative side, all of that and we just lost to one of the worst teams in football. We suck and our HC just isn’t a good HC.
TexansBull
Hall of Fame
On a bright note I know a Texans fan that loves watching train wrecks up close and is a glutton for punishment.
BOBdaFRAUD
Waterboy
On the bright side we can claim, WE ARE THE WORST TEAM IN THE NFL.
There were questions before, but now we are for sure the worst.
This gives us reason to watch other teams..................
Now we can enjoy football, by watching good teams play good football. Instead of being assaulted by this travesty week after week.
There were questions before, but now we are for sure the worst.
This gives us reason to watch other teams..................
Now we can enjoy football, by watching good teams play good football. Instead of being assaulted by this travesty week after week.
Brisco_County
Apples and roadmaps
On a bright note, there are meth addicts who consider Texans fandom an unhealthy habit.
Honoring Earl 34
Something Witty !
banned1976
sleeper mode
On a bright note, my anal fissures are clearing up.
chicagotexan2
Easterby = Little Finger/Cal = Fredo Corleone
On a bright note my wife’s Bears won so she was in the mood for some unnecessary roughness.
Honoring Earl 34
Something Witty !
On a bright note , we won't have to wait long on draft night .
On a bright note I now live in the city of my childhood favorite team and there’s some
happening here.
OptimisticTexan
2024 / Rebuilding Block 4 After Playoffs / Texans
On a bright note, AFN didn't air the Texans - Giants game.....so I was forced to watch the KC game. Mahomes just flat lit SF up in the first half. Let teams get some game tape on him, they better get game tape on the other 8 to 9 weapons he has on offense. His OL is giving him all the time in the world to play throw and catch.
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Rich Schmidt
Myopicone
seriously,
Will Fuller, Nuk and DW4 can move the ball especially when unleashed, good chunk team
JJ seemed to be able to win 1-1 again, Honey Badger, Blackson
The dark side is so much deeper
Game management, Oline (specifically tackles), Clowney/Mercilus, ILB's (play Dylan more), Covington/Dunn
Longest loosing streak in NFL
Running game is hot and cold, not good on 1st down
Will Fuller, Nuk and DW4 can move the ball especially when unleashed, good chunk team
JJ seemed to be able to win 1-1 again, Honey Badger, Blackson
The dark side is so much deeper
Game management, Oline (specifically tackles), Clowney/Mercilus, ILB's (play Dylan more), Covington/Dunn
Longest loosing streak in NFL
Running game is hot and cold, not good on 1st down
amazing80
Hall of Fame
There are no ******* bright notes here. Watson is getting destroyed out there, we are wasting our good player's prime years, yet again. OB calls the stupidest god damn plays at the worst of times. Nothing is going well for this team or organization. Stop trying to pump positive ******* vibes. This entire organization needs to feel the wrath of the fans.
How do you suggest making that happen?
Uncle Rico
Ur apology should be as loud as Ur disrespect was
on a bright note i finally perfected my Raspberry Sticky Ribs yesterday. Maybe someday I will be able to enjoy them without being waterlogged with tears.
Sonny
TexSon Proud
JJ Watt looked like the guy who won all those Defensive MVP awards from a few seasons ago. That's a positive..... see there is some sunshine
His efforts were wasted then and now. Disheartening.
As long as McNair is running things (sorry, not on a bright note) ...
Honoring Earl 34
Something Witty !
As long as McNair is running things (sorry, not on a bright note) ...
Tickets will be easy to find .
Uncle Rico
Ur apology should be as loud as Ur disrespect was
there will be alot of tickets ... still $100 each. Hell didnt they raise ticket prices again this year?
I remember having 4 tickets there and often walking in with 3 in my pocket because I couldn't give them away. I moved here and had the same issue with Bucs tickets. The Bucs were 0-12 for the first 12 games I attended here. I finally decided last year that I was done with NFL season tix. This is the first year in a long time that I have not had season tix. Of course the trend is the teams start winning once I give them up. The Bucs are 2-0 right now and the Texans started turning the corner when I gave those up.
Texecutioner
Hall of Fame
JJ Watt looked like the guy who won all those Defensive MVP awards from a few seasons ago. That's a positive..... see there is some sunshine
On a bright note, Ellis Unit is back with his positive posts.
Mangler
Toro de España
Well, let’s do the damn thing! I‘m even willing to take a day off and join whatever March or rally someone starts because that’ll get the fat cats’ attention!
TexansBull
Hall of Fame
Fans staying in the parking lot tailgating leaving the stadium with empty seats would have more of an impact. I am willing to participate if someone feeds me bbq and beer and gets me a ticket. And a chair. Need a chair.