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The Official Half Assed Chiefs @ Texans Wildcard Playoffs Gameday Thread

Wow I bought in after saying that a first round embarrassment was in the cards and I get rewarded with this game. Horrible fan I am.
 
Turn out the lights.....the party's over.....(this season & the next 2 or 3...NFL is a QB league....Could someone please tell Obrien & Godsey this...
 
I completely understand.

I've already become less of a diehard myself.

I have a little bit of fandom left but it's getting very close to empty.
Agreed. Bringing Hoyer here completely zapped any enthusiasm and hope I had for this season and caused me to start the crash and burn thread at the beginning of the season. If Hoyer is brought back, that will kill my fandom for the near future. Invest in a high draft pick QB and let's see how the chips fall. Sick and tired of garbage, leftover QBs. **** Hoyer, I hope his last memory as a Texan is of getting booed mercilessly.
 
This game is on Hoyer and BOB... Hoyer was beyond horrific and BOB for keeping his boy in... what a ******* disgrace. I figured we wouldnt go anywhere in the playoffs but i didnt think we would embarrass ourselves this bad... this is truly awful.
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I don't want him fired, but I'm definitely unhappy with him at this moment. Trying to remain objective as opposed to emotional, its very ... very difficult


I think I want him fired because I don't trust him to pick a qb.

If he is the guy that couldn't wait to get Hoyer to town because he thought he was a damn good qb then I don't trust him picking the qb for this team with a first round pick.

I don't trust his decision making with the most important position in the team....so for that, I think I want him gone.
 
How bout the brilliant offensive play calling tonight!!...Really gives ya a lot of confidence for next season.
 
I'm drunk. Lots of Irish Whiskey and Shiner but this only amplifies my statement I'm about to make, not manufacture it. Rick Smith sucks, Hoyer sucks, our OC however you spell his dumbass name, sucks. The Texans are SOLELY in the playoffs thanks to being the least shitty team in a very shitty division. This is NOT a good team! Good defense - Yes. Good TEAM - NO. Want to doubt my fan hood, suck it, ask anyone that knows me. If you're a sunshine pumper YOU are the one that I doubt your fanhood. This is a ******* de-pantsing EMBARRASSMENT!! I'm pissed and tired of the mantle of mediocrity that this team represents.

I'm going to mute my TV, jam some death/black metal and enjoy my alcohol. Not going to have a stroke over this bullshit. Probably time for some video games. HTown for life but the Texans suck ass/end.
I'll watch till the end but I feel you man. This was not even a contest. But admit it you'll be back next season. Look on the bright side our teams shitty play gives us a reason to get lit up our favorite liquor.
 
Hoyer should enjoy his final plays as a Houston Texan. At least it had better be his final plays.
 
seriously NRG announcer? Lay off the "and that's another Texans....." call for a bit

Mix it up a little during the game "and that's another Hoyerrrrrrrrr......" INTERCEPTION
 
Hope not, don't want Weed starting next year
Nah, anyone who knows a lick about football would disregard it as garbage time "heroics".

That said, maybe BOB is keeping Hoyer into get a TD or two in "garbage time" to salvage the so-called confidence.... which only matters if you plan to have him back next year, and.... yikes!
 
Any other team would have a QB that would have tucked it in and ran up the middle of the field for a first down. The Texans have QBs who can't do that and fumble when they are dancing around with an easy 10 yards in front of them.
 
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