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NJ man calls 911, says he's the President, and wants to talk with Tim Tebow.

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Yaters Gonna Yate.
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There's bizarre Tim Tebow news and then there's, well, this: A 28-year-old New Jersey man allegedly made three calls to 911 before calling local police headquarters to say that he was the president of the United States and wanted to talk to the New York Jets quarterback.

Wow.

Police then went to the man's house just to make sure there wasn't in fact an emergency. The man was quickly found hiding in his mother's closet.

This is the kind of stuff you just can't make up.

He now faces charges of creating false public alarms ... no word if he used his one call to reach out to Tebow.
 
I think this guy would be an instant upgrade over our current POTUS.
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No need in charging the man with a crime. In fact, he deserves a shot at what's left of 2012.
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He at least knows who to call on when a miracle is needed.
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I've been trying to call Tebow, myself...


"Timmy, this is Bill from Texas.... I need a circumcision"

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"And the need for Tebow to show up with his magical bag of foreskins was asked for. So it was written, so shall it pass"

~ The Book of Tebow
 
I've been trying to call Tebow, myself...


"Timmy, this is Bill from Texas.... I need a circumcision"

***************

"And the need for Tebow to show up with his magical bag of foreskins was asked for. So it was written, so shall it pass"

~ The Book of Tebow

I :spit: at this
 
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