I'm thinking something along the lines of:
"I know I took some heat for saying the Texans were better off without Leinart. I need to apologize for that. I meant to say that the Texans would be EXTREMELY better off without Matt Leinart, and that TJ Yates is the shiznit, for rizzle dizzle. Can I say that on the Internet? I can't? Oh. Screw it, I'm just so happy that I nailed a prediction that I'm going to get high on salvia and strip down to my boxers and give a lap dance to Jamie Dukes on NFLN tonight. I mean it. I'm going to grind my front porch right up in his grill and tell him to get out his dollar bills. Eat it, Dukes. Eat it, Texans nation. I called it. No need to cry, Texans fans. TJ Yates is immortal."
I can almost bet it was something just like that, I am paraphrasing obviously.
LOL.
"Eat it, Dukes. Eat it, Texans nation. I called it." - Lombardi