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Steel B's al Bad Boy Mock

steelbtexan

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The Texans squeaky clean image has produced 0 playoff appearance in a decade. So with that in mind the Texans should change their ways and draft all bad boys. (No offense Badboy Steve)

Rd.1 Jimmy Smith CB Colorado (Pot and alcohol charges) Most talented DB other than Peterson in this draft.
Rd.2 Justin Houston OLB Georgia (Pot) Best pass rusher in draft
Rd.2 DeAundre McDaniel SS Clemson (hit girlfriend in face and drug her down a flight of stairs) Best SS in the draft.
Rd.3 Greg Little WR N.Carolina (kicked off team recieved improper benefits) Perfect compliment to AJ. Reminds me of Anquan Boldin
Rd.4 Kendrick Ellis DT Hampton (Altercation with a police officer) Big run stuffing NT this team has never had.
Rd.5 Scott Lutrus OLB Connecticut, (interfering with police action,got into fight protecting brother) Smart playmaker, 4yr starter
Rd.6 Eugene Clifford S Tenn. St. Clifford started as a freshman at Ohio St. kicked off team (pot) Big fast hard hitting S with good hands.
Rd.7 Chris L. Rucker CB Mich. St. (Assualt,DWI, Reckless driving) Best CB on his team, nickle CB, Good ST guy.
Rd.7 Derrell Johnson Koulianos WR Iowa, (Acussed of selling pot,coke,vicodin) Kicked off team. Would make a really good no.2/slot WR. Returns Kicks/Punts.

Sign Talib as a FA and Janorius Jenkins in the supp draft, that's quite an offseason. LOL

These guys would defintely bring a new attitude to this tean. They are all Playas in one form or another. They would upgrade the talent level on the Texans. LOL
 
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They would probably be too busy makin it rain while watching the sideline entertainment .... throwin $$$ at the cheerleaders.
 
They would probably be too busy makin it rain while watching the sideline entertainment .... throwin $$$ at the cheerleaders.

Wouldn't it be fun to watch.

Fans say they want an entertaining team. What's more entertaing than watching these guys making it rain on the cheerleaders? LOL
 
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