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Quotes from the Arizona forum about the Texans game

Brisco_County

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Texans fans suck!!! We whooped their A in the last reg season game...this game doesn't count...so who cares. Ko Schaub and the WR (whatever his name is) and move on9

Referring to the Mario sack:
Brandon Keith just got completely emasculated.

Mario looked like a freight train....wow

On AJ's touchdown catch:
In many states they call that anal ****.

Can we at least make the game enjoyable to watch. I am not asking for miracles just look half way decent so I can stomach the game.

On Fitzgerald getting hit over the middle:
Now it's getting interesting....the guys need to get on the same page.

Larry caught it, but that will get him killed later in the season.

The Offensive line is just that, Offensive. These guys are getting destroyed out there. Leinart's getting next to no time in the pocket. Where's Beanie? Hightower looks just as ineffectual running as usual.

Wow, I am still shocked on how Keith has been manhandled.

If Fitzgerald's foot had been planted when Wilson hit him, the knee injury would've ended his season:
Trainers taping ice to Fitz' knee. Uh oh I hope he isn't injured

The line is giving Matt no time at all!

Defense is logging a lot of minutes...and Orlovsky is looking all-world out there against a vanilla defense. Would like to see our offense take advantage of vanilla defenses as well.

We were talking about this earlier in the week...defense needed to force 3 & outs, not give up drives into the red zone.

This is why I drafted Slaton in my fantasy league. So shifty.

Who says we have more trouble against 3-4 defenses?
Crap. The 3-4 defense fails again!

We will miss Rackers over Feely, guaranteed.

Well they are controlling the ball, our offense can't touch the ball for more then 2 minutes.

I'm not watching the game but i saw Shaub had a perfect passer rating, not sure how the defense can play well doing that...

Nolan is a beast, good to see ASU talent make plays in the NFL.

You can hear a pin drop...

HOU has a ball control offense, that's pretty clear regardless of what string is playing.

RUN DEFENSE is going to be a big problem this year, HOU isn't even passing deep and we still cannot stop the ball. 3rd stringers should at least be able to fill holes.

Ok now Texans are making it look easy. We show some signs of good things, but at the same time can't make the big play when we need to.

114 yards mid way through the 3rd is pretty ****

Someone needs to remind this guy about how the Saints looked in preseason last year:
They're definately playing possum good teams suck in the preseason look at last year. And lousy teams are good in the preseason the Lions 4-0 in 2008 and we all know how the regular season went. 0-16...

That someone is this guy:
Interestingly enough, I heard on the radio that Super Bowl winners tend to have winning records in the preseason. I was surprised too.

They are really high on Skelton:

Can you say DA down to number 3 and look out Matt.

In the end, they were all happy that they won, but no one mentioned the fact that their first teamers were completely dominated. They really need to worry about that.
 
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The thing that stuck out while scrolling through that thread was how they sounded exactly like we did last year when we got dominated by the Saints and Vikings during preseason. Those performances accurately demonstrated how good those teams would be in regular season, and how unprepared ours would be.
 
Wow those guys need a reality check. At the beginning of the thread, when both teams have their 1st or 2nd teams in, we are dominating them and it's all doom and gloom. Then by the end of the game both teams have their scrubs in and they come back and win and then act like they would have won the game anyway.

If that's a regular season game we beat them by at least 20 pts and the way their talking on their forum you'd think they destroyed our 1st and 2nd units all game long and would have won the game if it were regular season.
 
Is anyone really concerned what Arizona Fan has to say?? I mean, really? Really?? The Cardinals organization, historically has sucked!
 
In the crowd and on the sidelines. Several, really! :peek:

You're reminding me of an old comic:

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Is anyone really concerned what Arizona Fan has to say?? I mean, really? Really?? The Cardinals organization, historically has sucked!

The NFL Cardinals organization, historically has sucked!

fixed it for ya :)

and you are right. who cares what Arizona fan thinks. Go root for the Cowboys like most Arizonians.
 
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