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Dude, Joe Montana just nailed Jerry Rice for a long TD pass play. And then, holy crap! Joe Montana just threw a perfect BOMB to Deion Sanders for a huge, long TD pass play. I mean, I can't even type right now! LOL....

Before that, some glitzy TV celebrity lady rushed Kurt Warner and sacked him by taking a flag from him. Everyone was on the ground, rolling from laughter when it happened. She looked like Mario Williams out there, going wide around the edge and then coming back and blind-siding him just as he planted to throw the ball.

This is good stuff. You oughta' be watching it. NBC.
 
So then the celebrity gal who sacked Warner earlier, she snaps the ball to Deion Sanders, then sprints out a genuine pass route only to catch the ball in stride (perfectly) for like a 20-yard gain before the other team snags a flag.

And Montana throws another pin-point perfect TD strike of like 20-yards.

I think Joe Montana is on the juice. LOL. Dude is boss.
 
HOLY CRAP!!!!

Montana in the gun, under pressure, throws off his back foot across his body and hits Maria Menounos [lady who sacked Kurt Warner] who has better hands than Cory Bradford. Touchdown.

This is like The Twilight Zone. I might just have to YouTube this stuff.

Maria Menounos, gentlemen:

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brakos82 said:
Glad I'm not the only one watching. :lol:
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Dude, YouTube this thing, Please. Just show her sacking Warner, catching the pass while running out of the backfield, and then her Montana TD pass catch.

The sideline reporter comes over to her, standing by Montana, and simply stares at her and says: "You just caught a touchdown pass from Joe Montana."

This is instant classic material here.
 
46-40 AT THE HALF!

LOL. Run-N-Shoot, ladies and gentlemen. Looks like a Texas Tech game. LOL!
 
Montana hits Marcus Allen for a deep TD pass play. Maria Menounos runs the length of the field and dog piles Marcus Allen (laying across his chest!) Oh, Maria!

Then the blue team, Warner throws to some gal named Keebler who catches it between her legs. Rich Eisen with the color commentary: "Oh my! Keebler corrals the ball between her thighs!" And the other guy commentating replies immediately: "Yeah, she's the perfect one to have made that catch between her legs." Silence in the booth. LOL!!!!! This is like watching 1980s Battle of The Network Stars, except a million times more awesomer!

Maria, Maria, Maria. Catches another TD pass.

Later, Maria Menounos rushes Warner, who laterals, and then Warner runs a pass route and catches the TD pass to burn Menounos who had sacked her earlier. Warner points at her and does the "slash throat" with his finger across his throat and you can see that he says to her "Take THAT, you #$@!#$" Just kidding. But would be awesome if he did. Then his wife rushes the field and chokes her out.
 
I don't think the actual Cowboys-Bengals game can beat this.

I am being dead-dog serious, too.
 
Maria Menounos is so damn hot it's unfair. And now that she's shown her sports prowess... wow, hot meter just went through the roof...

And screw Schobel... Mario-Amobi-Mitchell-Super MARIA!!!!
 
pbat488 said:
Maria Menounos is so damn hot it's unfair. And now that she's shown her sports prowess... wow, hot meter just went through the roof...
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All that's left is for her to speak knowledgeably about different beers and steak grilling techniques.

If that happened, she's officially a legend.
 
Only fitting that Montana leads a last-second comeback for the
win! Flat out amazing game. Though they had fun, they were
actually competing. I've been missing good flag football
since the old Pro Bowl days.
 
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