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Eric Moulds Allegedly Gives Autograph Seeker Knuckle Sandwich, No Autograph

Brando

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A combination of WGR-550 AM in Buffalo and the Buffalo News (as collated by First Time Caller, Long Time Listener) have reported that Eric Moulds, former Bills wide receiver, allegedly slugged a man in the face early Friday morning because he wouldn't step the hell off and stop asking him for an autograph and telling him how great he was. We did the same at Will Leitch's book signing in Chicago last winter, though we should point out we didn't hit anyone with our blogging hand. That's the moneymaker.

WIVB-TV reports that current Bills wide receiver Josh Reed was also at the bar but stayed the hell out of the fray.

Eric, assuming any of this is true, there's a simple answer to this conundrum of having fans harass you for autographs: move out of Buffalo. No one else remembers you.
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Really Eric, a day after Thanksgiving?
 
bah007 said:
Has anyone asked for your autograph lately?...
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All the time.... Time Warner, Directv, New Braunfels Utilities, Entex gas, WalMart, that sir is true harassment. If you think that isn't enough to anger me to punch someone out, come walk a mile in my shoes :)
 
Maybe it was David Carr who asked him for an autograph?

Nah, David would have curled up into the fetal position before the punch landed. Or ran to the side of the room...backward a few yards, of course.
 
He was P.O. that is wasn't CC and another mega-contract.

(Damn you GP for stealing my original joke)
 
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Moulds Cleared of Assault Charges...looks like a case of mstaken identity.


Mike Florio @pft said:
Over the weekend, reports surfaced that former Bills receiver Eric Moulds had slugged a guy who was trying to shake Moulds’ hand and/or tell Moulds how great of a player he was.

Moulds has since been cleared.

“Detectives believe it appears to be a case of mistaken identity,” Buffalo police spokesman Michael DeGeorge said, according to the Buffalo News.

Police determined that Moulds was present at the scene of the incident, but not involved in the fight.

OK, fine. So how was there a case of mistaken identity? Did the victim hear that Eric Moulds was nearby and then thought that the guy who hit him was Eric Moulds but it was really someone else?

And if it wasn’t Moulds, then someone else should be arrested for breaking the guy’s tooth, right?

Until someone else is charged with assault, we’ll keep this story in the “things that smell funny to us” file, right next to that bottle of 17-year-old Liquid Paper.
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Let me guess the guy whose teeth were knocked out MYSTERIOUSLY got a new set of choppers...and was seen driving off in his new Porsche...right?
 
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