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MNF: Texans vs Jags Gameday Thread!!!

SheTexan

Hall of Fame
35-10 TEXANS!! Our D will step it up and help us pull off a BIG win on MNF!! :fans: Can't stop believin!!!!
 

powerfuldragon

Enchilada Aficionado.
i think that if mario and the rest of our D can get the momentum moving in our direction early, the jags haven't a chance. we also have to remember that football means playing hard for FOUR quarters.
 

Hardcore Texan

Magnet Man
sold my tix to a fellow poster since I can't make the game, today is also my 7th wedding anniversary :woot2:

Got some ribeyes marinating over night with stuffed jalapenos wrapped in bacon to cook as soon as I get home from work......can't wait for the game.
 

Blu

Rookie
I can't stay still in my chair!!








It's either game day jitters or that 3rd cup of coffee!

:fans:
 

Malloy

Hall of Fame
sold my tix to a fellow poster since I can't make the game, today is also my 7th wedding anniversary :woot2:

Got some ribeyes marinating over night with stuffed jalapenos wrapped in bacon to cook as soon as I get home from work......can't wait for the game.
Grats mate! :)
 

J-Russ

Veteran
Which power is more greater? The power of the battle red uni's? Or the idiotic, retarded, anti-clutch ability that is held within Doofus Rosenfails.

Will the Battle Red jersey be enough to convey Rosenfails of his usual and crazy, stupid ass antics on the field for one day? Or will the power of Doofus "the one man wrecking crew.. to his own team" be too great to be stopped? Find out tonight on ESPN!!!!
 

Dan B.

Hall of Fame
Best case scenario is Sage for 3 quarters, then Schaub in the 4th. I'm getting to the point where I say we just remove the qb entirely when in the red zone. Go max protect and use 2 RB's and pray. It can't be any worse than what we are getting.

/sarcasm (I think)
 
I bought a new 1080p HDTV and wall mount for my bedroom. I told my boss that I'm walking out the door at 5pm. I have two and a half Coors Light 18 pack of vented tall-boys in the beverage cooler. I've got two sirloins marinating and I've got some ground beef for burgers. (I can't decide what meat I want tonight, though I did sucker the g/f into watching the game with me even after she vowed never to watch football with me again - I get passionate)
 

mootini

1stdown!!!!!
Question? Is this the 1st Monday Night game in Houston? You guys will beat the Jags....but I doubt a slaughter? But who knows? Good luck and no injuries...please, especially the OF line!!!
 
I can't help but be pessimistic. Schaub played a near perfect game with 3 TDs and 0 INTs, and we still lost. Does anybody really see Sage going 3-0?

Still, mayby the defense gets fired up and holds the Jags under 20.

Here's to hoping.

:fans:
 

OzzO

.. and then?
All this talk of defense holding the Jags makes Dickey Smith smile.

20th ranked def v. their 22nd ranked offense.... hmmm...
4th ranked offense v their 14th ranked defense.

I think it's gonna have to be our offense to carry us in this game and defense to make a showing.
 

mootini

1stdown!!!!!
She, It hard to fire some smack when your fighting for last place in the AFC South!!! You guys are going to win tonight. The Jags 2ndary will make whoever is QB, look like Joe Montana.

Wondering where ya been Mootini!! FILO and TexanBill wanna talk smacK!!:neener:
 

mootini

1stdown!!!!!
Yep the loss to the winless Bengals is what did me in!!!! It stings when you're hyped for a run and your team goes into the tank.

Mootini is a bit down. So much expectation for the Jags going into this season with no results. I'm guessing Mootini is plum wore out.
 

mootini

1stdown!!!!!
Battle for DFL...."DEAD F#@KING LAST" place. I wish both teams were fighting for a playoff spot. Then we could throw some smack. My new slogan for Jax....Welcome to Jville, need a win, come on in!!! 1-5 at home this year. The only win...vs Texans!!!

We've at least had the benefit of never being hyped, so I can't relate.
 

Thorn

Dirty Old Man
Battle for DFL...."DEAD F#@KING LAST" place. I wish both teams were fighting for a playoff spot. Then we could throw some smack. My new slogan for Jax....Welcome to Jville, need a win, come on in!!! 1-5 at home this year. The only win...vs Texans!!!
There were a couple of sports writer predicting the Texans to be a wild card this year. But, the Texans just don't have the debth to overcome injuries. Last year Rosenfails did a good job stepping in for Schaub, this year he's horrible. Just horrible.

I think the Texans win tonight just because it's their first time on MNF and they are wearing the battle red uniforms. But, never underestimate Rosencopter to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
 

Norg

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She, It hard to fire some smack when your fighting for last place in the AFC South!!! You guys are going to win tonight. The Jags 2ndary will make whoever is QB, look like Joe Montana.
hahah dont worry iam sure Sagey Will throw u guyz at least 2 Picks .... :texflag:
 

Austrian

All Pro
Well, I'm pumped for the first MNF game ever for the Texans. And...it's actually on TV over here. Unfortunately it'll start not until 2:30 am here, and I have to get up early tomorrow. So I don'T know if I'll be able to watch the whole game. Either way GO TEXANS, let's go undefeated on MNF!!!

:texflag::texflag::texflag::redtowel:
 

mattieuk

All Pro
Well, I'm pumped for the first MNF game ever for the Texans. And...it's actually on TV over here. Unfortunately it'll start not until 2:30 am here, and I have to get up early tomorrow. So I don'T know if I'll be able to watch the whole game. Either way GO TEXANS, let's go undefeated on MNF!!!

:texflag::texflag::texflag::redtowel:
1:30am for the Brits :)

The Texans without internet lagging....its a rare luxury that comes once a season. Happy days! :fans:
 

markn

All Pro
PTI: "So Tony, what was the best thing about your week in Houston?"
Tony Kornheiser: "Packing my bags this afternoon".

Cheers, Tone.
 

GP

Go Texans!
I'm 50-points away from victory in this week's fantasy football matchup. My opponent has nobody playing tonight...but I have MJD, Slaton, OD and Kris Brown.

Think I can bag 50 points with those 4?

OD has been absent a little, lately.

We're going to win this game. It's in our house, MNF, the Jags are deflated, and we are wearing Battle Red. Gonna' be a good old fashioned country ass-whupping is what it'll be.

I know there's rivalry among the other two teams in our division...but I freaking LOVE beating the Jags. I would love to see some of our guys lay some wood on the Jags for those blatant cheap shots they always give us. I bet Dunta is revved up.
 

Norg

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PTI: "So Tony, what was the best thing about your week in Houston?"
Tony Kornheiser: "Packing my bags this afternoon".

Cheers, Tone.

hahah its true houston is a very normal city there is not much 2 do other then the usual stuff

but we cant be worse then lame CLE detriot and even kanas city
 

Thorn

Dirty Old Man
I'm looking forward to the better camera work, rather than the vanilla stuff we normally get on the 12:00 games.

Man, I hope the Texans come out tonight and kick some A$$!!!!!! :fans:
 

Hardcore Texan

Magnet Man
Time to go throw the stuffed jalapenos wrapped in bacon on the grill!! Next up is the Ribeye!........it's going to be a good night.
 
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