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Schaub Makes The Onion
Usually when athletes on your favorite sports team make The Onion, it's for something unfavorable.
This is a rather funny article, and I kind of liked that Johnny U. was included, lol. http://www.theonion.com/articles/mat...-deserv,30527/
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Re: Schaub Makes The Onion
Janikowski has a criminal record though: http://www.huliq.com/10061/raiders-j...blems-reappear
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Genghis Khan has a pretty long rap sheet...check the history books.
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The Onion M Schuab list
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mat...adline:default
Matt Schaub Releases Exhaustive List Of Who Deserves To Be On Texans' Roster HOUSTON—Following up on his assertion that Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh is “not Houston Texan–worthy,” Texans quarterback Matt Schaub released a comprehensive list to the media Tuesday cataloging who he believes deserves a place on the team’s 53-man roster. “The following people are worthy of playing for the Houston Texans: Larry Fitzgerald, Peyton Manning, Brian Urlacher, Aldon Smith, Sebastian Janikowski,” said Schaub, reading an excerpt from the 10,000-name list, which he told reporters was compiled according to “who these people are and what they stand for.” “Additionally, Aaron Rodgers is a Texans-quality person, as are Deion Sanders, Walter Payton, Merlin Olsen, Rosa Parks, Dennis Rodman, Warren Buffett, my wonderful parents, Johnny Unitas, Suri Cruise, Manti Te’o, Genghis Khan, Calvin Johnson, and the architect Frank Lloyd Wright.” Schaub confirmed that only one current Texan is included on the list: second-string fullback Tyler Clutts. |
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Re: The Onion M Schuab list
uh oh.. Schuab better not be starting anything with this in the locker room
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