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Old 11-18-2012   #21
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Who hits a guy in the dick... What a cheap tactic
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Old 11-18-2012   #22
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Old 11-18-2012   #23
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Note to Manning:
When attempting to catch the football, use the appendages that are equipped with FINGERS!!

...they are more effective and the catch is far less painful.
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Old 11-18-2012   #24
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Would have cost us 20 yards or so if he caught it, glad he took one for the team.
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Yeah where I was sitting I didn't even need the replay to see it. He caught it alright, we all have and while I truly hope he's alright that was a pretty epic nut shot!
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i still have tears - both from laughter and shared pain lol. i already have tomorrow's pregame recorded because this has to be part of "c'mon man!!!". the way his knees come together as he folds gets me every time.
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Better than getting shot in the...http://vimeo.com/39110678
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Over on the Texans sideline you know the team doctor had to ask


"Is it the frank or the beans?"
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Roughing the Penis, 15 yards, loss of down.......
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That's one way to get a game ball. That games was a little TESTY,wild and WANKY.
And JOHNSON had a crazy game!
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Roughing the Penis, 15 yards, loss of down.......
That penalty yardage could really add up over the years.
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Roughing the Penis, 15 yards, loss of UP.......
fixed it for ya...
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I've seen some nut shots in my day, but that was a beauty.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKV6v40XNsk

someone posted the redzone clip.
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Over on the Texans sideline you know the team doctor had to ask


"Is it the frank or the beans?"
That must hurts like heck! May not be the beans anymore but a bean.

Hanging in there Manning! (at least a bean is still hanging IMO)
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Dang. If he were not wearing a cup, it wouldn't have bounced off.......it would have gently nestled and wedged into a nice soft warm place..........for an interception...........Dang you Manning
It was a fourth down right, We got better field position out of the incomplete, so thanks cup!
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These jokes are making me cringe. Taking a football to the nuts is not a fun experience
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