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Old 11-18-2012   #1
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you saw it.
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Old 11-18-2012   #2
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It happened to me before in high school too. I was running a slant route, the ball completely went right through my hands, and hit me right there.

Very, very painful.
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we won. all's well.
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you saw it.
Thankfully. Manning was trying to catch it. That would have been 20+ yards of field position.
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Thankfully. Manning was trying to catch it. That would have been 20+ yards of field position.
lol thankyou danieal mannings balls... dude was trying to catch it, had it been a clean pick it would have just compiled another stupid mistake on this shiitstorm of a game..
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Thankfully. Manning was trying to catch it. That would have been 20+ yards of field position.
Yep, I was thinking smart play on first look, then the replay got showed and I was thinking stupid play and awful attempt.

Got the W, AJ went bat**** crazy on us, all is well.
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Dang. If he were not wearing a cup, it wouldn't have bounced off.......it would have gently nestled and wedged into a nice soft warm place..........for an interception...........Dang you Manning
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Dang. If he were not wearing a cup, it wouldn't have bounced off.......it would have gently nestled and wedged into a nice soft warm place..........for an interception...........Dang you Manning
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I said this in the gameday thread.

He's gonna be singing alto tonight at his evening church service. LOL
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That's one way to get a game ball. That games was a little TESTY,wild and WANKY.
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Manning, God love him, he tried nine ways to Sunday to lose this game.

Luckily, God managed to nut-shot him into submission.

I've never been so happy for one of our guys to get nailed in the ding-ding.
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D. Manning - Questionable (GROIN)
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You know what he did? He kicked him in the penis.
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SCARED...........Soft, shrivelled, temporarily in shock, but luckily well-protected and ready to go on Thursday after a couple of days of "rehab" at home.
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Dang. If he were not wearing a cup, it wouldn't have bounced off.......it would have gently nestled and wedged into a nice soft warm place..........for an interception...........Dang you Manning
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Who hits a guy in the dick... What a cheap tactic
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