MNF Game #? Sign of the beast... - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

**gtexan02** · 10-08-2012

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3:53PM EST October 8. 2012 - "This calls for wisdom: let the one who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man, and his number is 666."

-- Revelation 13:18, English Standard Bible

And so it was that on the morn of the 666th Monday Night Football game in the course of mankind, Timothy Richard Tebow noticed this numerical oddity and took to the mount to declare his righteousness against the mark of the beast.

On the second Monday of October, Tebow took a respite from reading his papyrus playbook to declare his intentions for the eve: "Looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight's 666th Monday Night Football game. Romans 8:37-39."

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon...tball/1620961/

What does it mean???

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Now that he plays for the Jets, we're sure it's also completely accidental that that the Bible verse right before Romans 8:37-39 has to do with sheeps being led to the slaughter.

**Double Barrel** · 10-08-2012

And it's on 10/8, which if you add together is 18. What goes into 18 three times? 6! Three sixes = 18!

I swear I'll meltdown if Tebow comes in and wins this freakin' game...

hookinreds · 10-08-2012

Sanchez's number is #6...so will the QB by quarter go like this: 666 before 15 comes in for the fourth?

**Thorn** · 10-08-2012

Satan, Sanchez, Tebow, they can all kiss my ass.

Premier · 10-08-2012

the beast

Final score 66-6 Texans...

TdotTexas2Step · 10-08-2012

That's actually amazing lol

Rey · 10-08-2012

We have Forsett on our side.

He'll probably be getting his first meaningful action tonight.

Through all the odds he managed to keep his virginity until he got married...then he went forth and multiplied...

Wolf · 10-08-2012

Giant Tiger · 10-08-2012

I'll throw a curveball here to point out that today is Thanksgiving up here in Canada. We have a lot to give thanks for & it'll culminate with a Texans win tonight

brakos82 · 10-08-2012

That and our 2 red horns on the front half of our helmet...

KA4Texan · 10-08-2012

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Originally Posted by Double Barrel

What goes into 18 three times?

I expected a bad longevity punchline......

brakos82 · 10-08-2012

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Originally Posted by KA4Texan

I expected a bad longevity punchline......

I expected a JJ Watt joke.

Wolf · 10-08-2012

from facebook

pec0sb0b · 10-08-2012

Sanchez starts and J.J. the Destroyer sacks him three times...Tebow comes in with the Wildcat and gets knocked out of the game when he tries to block said player...Satan enters the game to smite said player only to awaken on the Gator truck to find that he also was sacked, and that said player is actually a Terminator sent by bookies from the future to fix the 2012 NFL season...said player then engages Satan in a discussion on the finer points of the swim move as a distraction while his Seal buddies creep up from behind and black-bag Satan who is then flown to Gitmo and water-boarded until he agrees to sign a Greenhouse Gas Reduction Pact and to stop betting on the Cowboys (Satan's a real Mush). J.J. the Destroyer wins MVP for sacking Satan. Texans 31-13

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95196

TdotTexas2Step · 10-09-2012

Fun fact.

Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.

**gtexan02** · 10-11-2012

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Originally Posted by TdotTexas2Step

Fun fact.

Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.

That is some weird juji fruit there

ThaJokaa · 10-11-2012

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Originally Posted by gtexan02

That is some weird juji fruit there

no lie

**ObsiWan** · 10-11-2012

666...?
...meh.

Signed, The Mayans

TheGM · 10-11-2012

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Originally Posted by TdotTexas2Step

Fun fact.

Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.

LOL. They clearly have to start Tebow now. Their only chance at redemption.

**Double Barrel** · 10-11-2012

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Originally Posted by TdotTexas2Step

Fun fact.

Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.

okay, that's just weird right there...

10-08-2012	#2
Double Barrel Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Section: Gridiron, Texas Age: 46 Posts: 27,097 Rep Power: 82546	Re: MNF Game #? Sign of the beast... And it's on 10/8, which if you add together is 18. What goes into 18 three times? 6! Three sixes = 18! I swear I'll meltdown if Tebow comes in and wins this freakin' game... __________________ "FOOTBALL IS ONLY A DIVERSION." ~ HOUSTON TEXANS In Memoriam - 20 little angels

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hookinreds Hall of Fame Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Round Rock Age: 43 Posts: 1,084 Rep Power: 2428	Re: MNF Game #? Sign of the beast... Sanchez's number is #6...so will the QB by quarter go like this: 666 before 15 comes in for the fourth?

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Thorn Dirty Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Houston Section: Restrained in the mental ward Age: 61 Posts: 18,207 Rep Power: 54019	Re: MNF Game #? Sign of the beast... Satan, Sanchez, Tebow, they can all kiss my ass. __________________ "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." --- John Wayne

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Premier All Pro Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 789 Rep Power: 7531	Re: MNF Game #? Sign of the beast... the beast Final score 66-6 Texans... __________________ Last edited by Premier; 10-08-2012 at 04:49 PM.

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Wolf 100% Texan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kerrville Age: 43 Posts: 35,830 Rep Power: 40809	Re: MNF Game #? Sign of the beast... __________________ People who say that they don't know what to get me for my birthday have obviously never been to a liquor store

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TdotTexas2Step Veteran Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 483 Rep Power: 1117	Re: MNF Game #? Sign of the beast... That's actually amazing lol

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Rey Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 11,705 Rep Power: 46112	We have Forsett on our side. He'll probably be getting his first meaningful action tonight. Through all the odds he managed to keep his virginity until he got married...then he went forth and multiplied...

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Giant Tiger Hall of Fame Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Smiths Falls, Heart of the Rideau Canal-UNESCO World Heritage Site Age: 52 Posts: 1,385 Rep Power: 4136	Re: MNF Game #? Sign of the beast... I'll throw a curveball here to point out that today is Thanksgiving up here in Canada. We have a lot to give thanks for & it'll culminate with a Texans win tonight __________________ Awesome job SF! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2uRs...&feature=share

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pec0sb0b on the lam Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Vegas, Baby! Posts: 169 Rep Power: 2715	Re: MNF Game #? Sign of the beast... Sanchez starts and J.J. the Destroyer sacks him three times...Tebow comes in with the Wildcat and gets knocked out of the game when he tries to block said player...Satan enters the game to smite said player only to awaken on the Gator truck to find that he also was sacked, and that said player is actually a Terminator sent by bookies from the future to fix the 2012 NFL season...said player then engages Satan in a discussion on the finer points of the swim move as a distraction while his Seal buddies creep up from behind and black-bag Satan who is then flown to Gitmo and water-boarded until he agrees to sign a Greenhouse Gas Reduction Pact and to stop betting on the Cowboys (Satan's a real Mush). J.J. the Destroyer wins MVP for sacking Satan. Texans 31-13 http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95196 __________________ "Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

10-09-2012	#15
TdotTexas2Step Veteran Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 483 Rep Power: 1117	Re: MNF Game #? Sign of the beast... Fun fact. Last night was the 666th monday night game. And after last night, Mark Sanchez has 6 TDs, 6 INTs, and a 66.6 QB rating. His longest throw of the season was for 66 yards, and his jersey number is 6.

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ObsiWan Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: League City, Tx Age: 61 Posts: 10,073 Rep Power: 37218	Re: MNF Game #? Sign of the beast... 666...? ...meh. Signed, The Mayans

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