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Old 09-30-2012   #1
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So earlier I was thinking about those old Jeff Foxworthy jokes where he would say some situation and then say "....you might be a redneck!"

The I thought about a couple of Texan jokes, and thought we could have fun with this.

So, I'll start. Think of your own and post them. See what we can do with this.


If you refer to a backup QB as HWMNBN, You might be a Texan's fan.

Take it away!
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If you feel bad about the team after a 38-14 victory, You might be a Texan's fan.
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If you shudder at the thought of a Peyton Manning comeback, You might be a Texan fan.
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...if you have a picture of Kareem Jackson falling down on file for the next time an opposing receiver catches a pass on him...
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If the sight of a helicopter reminds you of Sage Rosenfelts, you might be a Texans fan.
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If you hate Bud Adams more than your mother in law, you might be a Texans fan.
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If you believe "Tony Bosseli" and "Jinx" are synonomous...

If you know what it's like NOT to have to wait until draft day to find out who your team will take @ #1...
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If you think the Phillips's are the nations first family -- you might be a Texans fan..

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If you compare winning a coaching challenge to seeing a solar eclipse, you might be a Texans fan.
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If you leave the game early in the 4th quarter to "beat traffic...." you might be a corporate fan
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If you are 4-0......you might be a Texans fan.
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If you don't know what sunday night football on NBC is, you might be a Texans fan!
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If you have an uncontrollable hatred towards Albert Haynseworth, you might be a Texans fan.
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If you say "This is our superbowl" every week, you might be a Texans fan.
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If 19-10 has a special meaning in your heart, you might be a Texans fan.
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If you still remember hearing "Let's go Astros!" chanted during a football game......
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If you cant wait to see the next week power rankings and are pizzed off when the Texans are #2.
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If a perfect trifecta means a texans win and a titans and cowboys loss.

If you think VY sausage is earl Campbell sausages biatch

If you're willing to endure listening to josh innes on 610 just to listen about how your texans just smashed their last opponent

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If every week you here that the upcoming game is the "biggest in franchise history", you might be a Texans Fan.........
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If you're ok with BoB doubling his $$$$ off taxpayers backs while only producing one playoff team in a decade you might be a Texans fan.
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