Deadspin on Texans (Hater Warning)

[srrono]

http://deadspin.com/5931264?utm_camp...ium=socialflow

[Grid]

eh... cant really find any faults in the article. I mean.. he said something positive about Jacoby Jones.. which is laughable, but other than that he pretty much listed a bunch of viable fears that any knowledgeable person should have about the Texans this season.

Of course..he also listed none of the reasons that we WONT suck. Like having the scariest defense in football and the best running back. Those two things alone have taken teams to the superbowl.

[Texas T]

Originally Posted by srrono

http://deadspin.com/5931264?utm_camp...ium=socialflow

While I can deal with negative ideas (and I did see the Hater Warning) that was an utter waste of journalistic space. Holy Crap McLame is starting to look like an award winning author compare to that garbage.

[Brisco_County]

I enjoyed the roasting. He's wrong about a couple of things, but it was fun.

This could easily all fall apart, with Beck as the starting QB in Week 12 throwing to No. 1 wideout Kevin Walter.

and...

At some point this season, all the Dep hair gel Kubiak borrowed from Nick Saban will leach into his brain and cause him to challenge a three-yard completion in the third quarter. It WILL happen.

[disaacks3]

It's funny, if not overly realistic.

The Texans can probably still win this division playing T.J. Yates at QB and a pair Roombas blocking on the right side of the line.

[Hookem Horns]

Originally Posted by Texas T

While I can deal with negative ideas (and I did see the Hater Warning) that was an utter waste of journalistic space. Holy Crap McLame is starting to look like an award winning author compare to that garbage.

What else do you expect from a Cowboys fan writing about the Texans?

[HJam72]

It's just meaningless hatorade from a fan of some other team, probably an NFC team that we beat the last time we played them (or maybe the Cowgirls).

[EllisUnit]

First off he is right on one account, behind AJ we don't have a #1 "that we know of". The FO should of brought in someone, there were better optons than bryant johnson.

Secondly this moron is obviously a cowboys fan and rambles on about stuff he obviously did no research on. And I love it how luck will rule the division for the next 15 years, the boy hasn't even taken a NFL snap yet haha.

Better yet I think this is a colts fan who is mad because their rein of power in the south is over, 10 plus years and only 1 superbowl win. That my friends is failure.

[Grid]

This guy isnt a rival team's fan... or if he is, that isnt why he wrote this.

http://deadspin.com/people/bigdaddydrew001/ (Check the "posts" tab to see his other articles)

He specifically writes articles bashing teams.

It is safe to say that the Cowboys have a larger fanbase and are a much more recognizable team in this country.

[The Medic01]

I have a few questions
1. Is Deadspin a joke sight or is it supposed to be credible.
2. Is this some kind of series he is doing for all of the teams.

3rd Wow it sounds like something a Dallas fan kid would write at my kids elementary school.

[nero THE zero]

Why do the Texans suck in 2012? That's just it, they don't, FOR ONCE IN THIS TEAM'S MISERABLE MEAGRE EXISTENCE. THE SECONDARY, LACK OF WIDE RECEIVER DEPTH, AND O-LINE CHURN ARE THE ONLY REAL FLAWS, AND AT LEAST TWENTY OTHER TEAMS IN THE LEAGUE WOULD KILL THEIR MOTHER'S YAPPY LITTLE ****-EYED DOGS FOR THAT. THEY'RE GOOD, GODDAMNIT, AND NO ONE IN THE WORLD OUTSIDE OF HARRIS COUNTY, TEXAS GIVES A FLYING RAT'S ASS ****. MATT SCHAUB COULD THROW FOR 60,000 YARDS, BRIAN CUSHING COULD SNAP PEYTON MANNING'S BIRDY LITTLE NECK WHILE SHOTGUNNING A CAN OF 'ROIDS, AND ARIAN FOSTER COULD WRITE "THE BGHAVAD GITA V. 2.0 - ELECTRIC GODDAMN BOOGALOO" WHILE SCORING 18 TDs A WEEK AND MAYBE THEN WE'D RATE A COLUMN INCH OR THREE.

That, good sir, is what sucks about the Houston Texans in 2012.

[ObsiWan]

Excuse me while I pour Clorox on my keyboard and spray Lysol on my screen to expunge that crap that just passed through it.

[The Medic01]

It sucks when he writes about your team but I lold about 20 times in his other articles. Here one about the Cards.

We had absolutely no Cardinals fans write in for this one because there are no Cardinals fans. Only people who go to their stadium for air conditioning.

[badboy]

shrug. lace up your shoes and blow the damn whistle, dude.

[The Medic01]

And honestly it sucks because he is right. We could win the SB and you know what. We would still never be talked about. It sucks but it's true.

[CloakNNNdagger]

He even got Jesus to chime in.

[The Medic01]

The good news is the Titans are next. Should be fun to read that.

[TexansBlood]

Can someone copy an paste instead of giving them hits, I refuse to click.

[TheEastwood]

Drew Magery is a writer for kissingsuzykolber.com and deadspin. Dude is hilarious. Read some of his takedowns of Peter King on KSK sometime. Well worth a read imo. Also check out any of the Rex Ryan posts over there.

I'm pretty sure he's a Vikings fan too. Definately not a Cowboys fan. He spews more hate toward the Cowboys, Patriots, Colts, and Steelers than anyone.

[RunninRaven]

"There's no decent second wideout now that Jacoby Jones is gone"