Excellent read from Seth Payne, former Texan turned journalist

[Playoffs]

Seth Payne ‏@PayneNFL

Titans guard says he locked Watt down except for two sacks, which is like telling your 9th bastard child that the rhythm method works great.

[Malloy]

Originally Posted by Playoffs

Seth Payne ‏@PayneNFL

hahaha

[Playoffs]

Seth Payne ‏@PayneNFL

NFL has gotten a little more lenient about untucked jerseys. I would have enjoyed being able to show off my REO Speedwagon tramp stamp.

I make wife call me Belichick to remind her that she should never leave me, and I call her my little Pioli.

Tony Romo is like a great painter who just can't help wiping his boogers on the canvas every now and then.

The Dez Bryant route tree resembles an ancient Pirate's treasure

On RG III:

Shanahan is like a 13 year old that just discovered his own dick. It's a great piece of equipment, Mike, but it can only take so much abuse.

[Playoffs]

Seth Payne ‏@PayneNFL

Radio is done in 11 minute segments. Easy to learn b/c that's how I do sex: 5 minutes foreplay, 2 minutes sex, 4 minute apology, break.

[idymoe]

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.