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Old 07-30-2012   #1
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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones admits he is seeking “glory hole” days for his franchise, which last made the playoffs in 2009 and has won only two playoff games since its triumph over Pittsburgh in Super Bowl XXX to close the 1995 season.

Jones was offering praise to veteran tight end Jason Witten for saying the Cowboys cannot settle for “the same old story” again in 2012. Jones declared it good for younger players to hear such perspective from a player who has “been outstanding” but has “not gotten the brass ring.”

Jones said Witten’s comments also motivate him. From there, he proceeded to launch into the most memorable comment of today’s opening news conference about the Cowboys seeking a return to their “glory hole” days of yesteryear.

*“For me, it’s a reminder,” Jones said. “I’ve been here 23 years. I’ve been here when it was glory hole days and I’ve been here when it wasn’t. And, so, having said that, I want me some glory hole. So I have that perspective.”
http://sportsblogs.star-telegram.com/cowboys/2012/07/jones-says-cowboys-seek-return-to-glory-hole-days-of-yesteryear.html
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I hate to ask, but just can't resist. What exactly is a glory hole?
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I hate to ask, but just can't resist. What exactly is a glory hole?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=glory+hole

They put it better than I ever could.
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LOL, now I am really sorry I asked

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Default Re: Jerrah jones: I want me some glory hole

I think we can safely say that THAT is the most hilarious media blunder that any sports person has ever said. Ever.

Can we go ahead and take a vote on that?

Geez. What a sad day for Cowboys fans. LOL.
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Yeah.....Glory Hole.......even Matty Ice was shocked at that one.

Perhaps if Jerra has some background in mining or deep sea oil well type stuff that could have been the term he was meaning.
http://www.greatmining.com/glory-hole.html

But for humors sake, lets go with the "other" version.
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This explains why Jerrah wanted that hole in the roof of his new stadium.
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This explains why Jerrah wanted that hole in the roof of his new stadium.
There is no way that his memeber is that big. Besides, is that his way of telling God to suck it? Maybe it is and that's why they've gone down the tube for over a decade....
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Someone could really do something funny here with Photoshop ... however I would not even dare to Google "glory hole" images for fear it would show some occupied.

Edit: See above post ..lol. Thankfully I didn't have to do that.
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Someone could really do something funny here with Photoshop ... however I would not even dare to Google "glory hole" images for fear it would show some occupied.

Edit: See above post ..lol. Thankfully I didn't have to do that.
Well, my eyes are burning at the $hit I had to sift through to find these images. I need to go make myself throw up and pour bleach in my eyes, but other than that, I don't think there will be any long term effects.
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Can we end the thread on this one? None will surpass it:

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There is no way that his memeber is that big. Besides, is that his way of telling God to suck it? Maybe it is and that's why they've gone down the tube for over a decade....
There is no way the Jerrah isn't delusional enough to believe that his member is that big.......
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There is no way the Jerrah isn't delusional enough to believe that his member is that big.......
This is true.
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