Bulman strikes with a bad nick name for JJ Watt - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

TexansBull · 01-12-2012

http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans...-new-nickname/

The "Milk Man" because he always delivers.

Really? Its awful. It smells like baby puke. First he starts with "bulls on parade" now the "Milk Man?" Dude, just stop already. The milk man...smh

What do yall think?

**Stemp** · 01-12-2012

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Originally Posted by TexansBull

http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans...-new-nickname/

The "Milk Man" because he always delivers.

Really? Its awful. It smells like baby puke. First he starts with "bulls on parade" now the "Milk Man?" Dude, just stop already. The milk man...smh

What do yall think?

And "cause he's white".
And he's from Wisconsin (a dairy state).
And apparently, Watt really likes it.

And I love milk.

**ChampionTexan** · 01-12-2012

I can't help but think back on Scottie Pippen's remark to Karl Malone regarding postal employees with some amount of dismay.

beast80 · 01-12-2012

Sounds like a ripoff of Karl "the Mailman" Malone.

TheCD · 01-12-2012

I actually like it. Not every nickname needs to strike fear into the hearts of their opponents (a la "Porkchop").

As a QB I would find it normal for a guy to stare at me and say "The bull is coming!" That would almost be tuned out I would expect. But for a guy to stare at you and say "The milkman is about to deliver!" I think would be so funny the QB would have a hard time focussing.

**Double Barrel** · 01-12-2012

How far back in history does he have to go with this one? Seriously, milk men are from my grandparent's generation, like 80 years ago!

Perki-Perk · 01-12-2012

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Originally Posted by Stemp

And "cause he's white".
And he's from Wisconsin (a dairy state).
And apparently, Watt really likes it.

And I love milk.

I go through like 2 gallons a week, BY MYSELF! Love milk, it's great with almost everything. Used for cooking, great with cereal...and cookies, duh. PB&J and a nice cold glass of milk...yum yum!

Dread-Head · 01-12-2012

I just say stick with his last name, but say it the way Dave Chappelle did in the :'il John sketch.

Watt?!

Errant Hothy · 01-12-2012

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Adam Clanton @adamclanton
FANTASTIC! I'll be showing it to him... RT @Northside_Mike: @adamclanton Here it is. http://pic.twitter.com/lfm2VSj6

Retweeted by Nick Scurfield

Props to @Northside_Mike for the above image.

**Thorn** · 01-12-2012

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Originally Posted by Perki-Perk

I go through like 2 gallons a week, BY MYSELF! Love milk, it's great with almost everything.

Have fun with those kidney stones.

**ChampionTexan** · 01-12-2012

This just in - The Texans have demonstrated depth and a next man up attitude when it comes yet another critical area - coming up with bad nicknames:

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NickScurfield Nick Scurfield
Giving credit where it's due: #Texans DE Tim Bulman came up w/ #TheMilkMan nickname for @JJWatt (sorry, @ConnorBarwinn98)
4 minutes ago

Errant Hothy · 01-12-2012

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Nick Scurfield @NickScurfield
Giving credit where it's due: #Texans DE Tim Bulman came up w/ #TheMilkMan nickname for @JJWatt (sorry, @ConnorBarwinn98)

Thread in need of a title change it appears.

mussop · 01-12-2012

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Originally Posted by Perki-Perk

I go through like 2 gallons a week, BY MYSELF! Love milk, it's great with almost everything. Used for cooking, great with cereal...and cookies, duh. PB&J and a nice cold glass of milk...yum yum!

I drink a gallon every other day.

TexanSam · 01-12-2012

Am I the only one who likes it?

TexansFanatic · 01-12-2012

I thought Watt delivered pizza.

**Double Barrel** · 01-12-2012

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Originally Posted by TexansFanatic

I thought Watt delivered pizza.

I was thinking "pizza man", too! Just something more relevant to the times.

**Texans34Life** · 01-12-2012

Why can't he be called Power Wattage and then have like electricity sound go through the stadium when he gets a sack, pass defended, or INT? That would be freaking awesome!

**Dutchrudder** · 01-12-2012

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Originally Posted by Texans34Life

Why can't he be called Power Wattage and then have like electricity sound go through the stadium when he gets a sack, pass defended, or INT? That would be freaking awesome!

How about we call him Chernobyl? He's got all the watts of power and is ready to explode!

Rey · 01-12-2012

I liked Country Hulk.

**Texans34Life** · 01-12-2012

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Originally Posted by Dutchrudder

How about we call him Chernobyl? He's got all the watts of power and is ready to explode!

Hell, we should name him Juggernaut!

Maybe a combo of flame and electricity!

01-12-2012	#1
TexansBull Hall of Fame Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,050 Rep Power: 5529	Bulman strikes with a bad nick name for JJ Watt http://blog.chron.com/ultimatetexans...-new-nickname/ The "Milk Man" because he always delivers. Really? Its awful. It smells like baby puke. First he starts with "bulls on parade" now the "Milk Man?" Dude, just stop already. The milk man...smh What do yall think? __________________ "Don't be surprised if someone decides to flip the script and take a pass on yelling uncle"

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ChampionTexan Site Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 4,386 Rep Power: 26106	Re: Barwin strikes again with a bad nick name for JJ Watt I can't help but think back on Scottie Pippen's remark to Karl Malone regarding postal employees with some amount of dismay. __________________ Please don't feed the trolls.

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beast80 Rookie Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 8 Rep Power: 0	Re: Barwin strikes again with a bad nick name for JJ Watt Sounds like a ripoff of Karl "the Mailman" Malone.

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TheCD All Pro Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita Falls, TX Age: 27 Posts: 981 Rep Power: 1035	Re: Barwin strikes again with a bad nick name for JJ Watt I actually like it. Not every nickname needs to strike fear into the hearts of their opponents (a la "Porkchop"). As a QB I would find it normal for a guy to stare at me and say "The bull is coming!" That would almost be tuned out I would expect. But for a guy to stare at you and say "The milkman is about to deliver!" I think would be so funny the QB would have a hard time focussing.

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Double Barrel Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Section: Gridiron, Texas Age: 46 Posts: 27,246 Rep Power: 84022	Re: Barwin strikes again with a bad nick name for JJ Watt How far back in history does he have to go with this one? Seriously, milk men are from my grandparent's generation, like 80 years ago! __________________ "FOOTBALL IS ONLY A DIVERSION." ~ HOUSTON TEXANS In Memoriam - 20 little angels

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Dread-Head Hall of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Houston Texas baby! Age: 43 Posts: 12,749 Rep Power: 42686	Re: Barwin strikes again with a bad nick name for JJ Watt I just say stick with his last name, but say it the way Dave Chappelle did in the :'il John sketch. Watt?! __________________ Why attack a man for his race or religion when there are so many other PERFECTLY good reasons? Dread-Head. Texan from DAY ONE & PROUD Honorary Blue Crew member..."Damn it Bill!"

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TexanSam Hall of Fame Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston Age: 26 Posts: 16,665 Rep Power: 23578	Re: Barwin strikes again with a bad nick name for JJ Watt Am I the only one who likes it? __________________ Thanks to Premier

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TexansFanatic Extremist Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 2,175 Rep Power: 7237	Re: Barwin strikes again with a bad nick name for JJ Watt I thought Watt delivered pizza.

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Texans34Life I BLEED TEXANS! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Displaced in Cowboys Hell Age: 34 Posts: 1,287 Rep Power: 1027	Re: Barwin strikes again with a bad nick name for JJ Watt Why can't he be called Power Wattage and then have like electricity sound go through the stadium when he gets a sack, pass defended, or INT? That would be freaking awesome! __________________ ADOPT-A-TEXAN 2011-2012 - AJ80 "DRE" HoustonTexans4Life - 2010-2011 CHAMPION of TexansTalk Survivor and TexansTalk Pick'em

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Rey Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 11,998 Rep Power: 48885	Re: Barwin strikes again with a bad nick name for JJ Watt I liked Country Hulk.

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