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Old 12-23-2011   #1
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with all the Name the Defense threads, the O is felling left out.

I submit to you... Kubiak's "I WAS IN THE POOL!!!" Offense

either that or the Frightened Turtle offense.
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Old 12-23-2011   #2
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the Arrested Development Offense
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I dont have a name for it .... but I have an analogy of it .....

Its like a Ferrari missing a driveshaft ..... and a couple wheels.



It aint going anywhere.
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I dont have a name for it .... but I have an analogy of it .....

Its like a Ferrari missing a driveshaft ..... and a couple wheels.



It aint going anywhere.
Well we got ten days to get it in the shop and piece it back together....lets see what happens
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I don't know what nickname to give it but I know this. If it was a Rocky movie it would be Rocky V because that was the one without a fight in it.





....and yes, I know there was a street fight at the end but you know what I mean.
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the run and shoot....ourselves in the foot
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The Yatest Show on Turf.
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The ricochet offense.
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The fumbling hamstrings.
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'The wet towel'

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'Wheel's turning, but the hamster's dead'
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The "We Were Awesome 'till our Defense Got Awesome" Offense.
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The "We Were Awesome 'till our Defense Got Awesome" Offense.
Awesomer?


Third String's A Charm Offense?

We'll Beat You With Both Arms Tied Behind Our Backs Offense?
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The "what offense" offense. Need some motor guys on this side of ball.
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suck without schaub offense
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Awesomer?


Third String's A Charm Offense?

We'll Beat You With Both Arms Tied Behind Our Backs Offense?
Damn, MSR, but it's the thought that counts right?

No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
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