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When you're still talking about football in December, you might be having a good season.
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What's that at the bottom of the barrel? Just the inbred children of Uranus! |
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When someone can come into this thread to post all of these things in one post, and people still have things to brag about in subsequent posts... you might be having a good season
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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You might be having a good season....
When TheRealJoker is stocking up on "protection".
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Tried and true, I'm rep'in Texan (Steel) Blue.
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When your wife comes back from the gynecologist, pissed, because the gyno installed a TV in the exam room, running loops of the Texans’ games, while the whole office staff, including the doctor, is watching the games during the exam…?
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100% Texan
Join Date: May 2004
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It is December and there is a very good possibility that your vow of celibacy could be over in the next few weeks and as early as tomorrow if things go as planned
http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42340 and that would movie it up to a VERY good season (great season would be adding a trophy to reliant) yeah I remember 4 year old threads for some reason
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People who say that they don't know what to get me for my birthday have obviously never been to a liquor store |
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Party Rocker
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Power to the RealJoker! Where is that optimistic spaz? We all remember that thread. Hell, I might introduce him to my really trampy cousin.
If you put an order in for a 3rd string qb jersey for the playoffs... You might be having a good season.
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I just ordered a Battle Red 'Merciless' jersey. Rock n Roll. |
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If the highlight of the season isn't pro bowl selections.
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Join Date: Dec 2010
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When Dex signature dont say 5-7
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Hmmmmm Superbowl Or Bust !!! |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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When soap avatars are near extinction, you might be having a good season.
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R.I.P. EXCUSES (2006-2009) The First Twelve Games (Where Playoff Teams Are Made): 2007: (5-7) | 2008: (5-7) | 2009: (5-7) | 2010: (5-7) | 2011: (9-3) |
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When I my signature is not a lightning rod to question my fanhood
to The Houston Texans
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R.I.P. EXCUSES (2006-2009) The First Twelve Games (Where Playoff Teams Are Made): 2007: (5-7) | 2008: (5-7) | 2009: (5-7) | 2010: (5-7) | 2011: (9-3) |
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You might be having a good season.
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At the Venetian, in Vegas, last night.
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You know you might be having a good season when the only people you want to fire are the groundskeeper and the people who schedule college/highschool games a day before the Texans play.
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"Don't be surprised if someone decides to flip the script and take a pass on yelling uncle" |
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... if you can't remember the last time your coach said "It's on me."
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When you go shopping at Best Buy in Eagles Country and one of the workers comments on you being a Texans fan (proudly wearing gear), and instead of laughing want's to know how many points different players will be getting for fantasy football. And then tells you good luck. (I was really, really confused and almost just walked out of the store without purchasing my stuff because of it...)
You might be having a good season.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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If you finally know how playoff tickets are purchased...You might be having a good season.
On a side note, I'm working about 3 hrs. SW of Indy right now and everyone I've met has been pretty supportive of the Texans. Can't wait for Indy game on Thurs. nite. I'll be there in sect. 113 on the Texans side of the field!!!!
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If you're playing in a game in early December and you can clinch a division title...
You might be having a good season. |
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100% Texan
Join Date: May 2004
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I heard
Treasures is holding a promotion of "if you bring Texan Bill in on Sundays, you also get in free. and with 2 for 1 lap dances" ![]()
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