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El Tejano · 10-02-2011

I would like to remind you that it is your job to be as un-bias as possible. Your commentating today had me wondering if you were wishing you could meet Ben Rothelisberger in a bathroom stall.

Is there any possible way that when you do color commentating for Texans games that you might want to talk about anything good we are doing or are you just flat out mad that you didn't get to do another game?

When The Texans made a 3rd down stop by drilling Hines Ward in the back and forcing Rothelisberger to punt, you insisted on talking about what a great throw he made and how terrific an athelete he is. WHO GIVES A RATS TAIL??? When Ben gets pressured by Mario Williams and Mario doesn't fall for a fake forcing Ben to get rid of a ball on 3rd down, we begin to actually here you masterbating to the idea of Ben being "such an incredible athlete to avoid the pressure and get the ball out."

Then the Texans get the ball back with just over 4 mins remaining and I'm thinking you should just go ahead and say "we aren't going down like that Houston. Steelers forever!!!" because you just kept insisting that this game was far from over.

We could also hear your relief on the JJo interception when the "roughing the passer" call was made.

It is my only prayer now that you never get teamed up with Steve Tasker or Dan Fouts.

Texans, it is time for you to take notice of this and start going on some glorious win streak so that you can stop being the most disrespected team in the league.

brakos82 · 10-02-2011

Think you meant bias-free.

**Trap_Star** · 10-02-2011

to be fair, he also sounded like the wants an orgy with our oline. he praised them all game.

Naiirb · 10-02-2011

I miss Gus Johnson

**Malloy** · 10-02-2011

I just kept wondering why they continued to talk about Ben-burgers 'awareness'. We're talking about the fumble/int-machine of Pittsburgh... I would call him unaware

**Kaiser Toro** · 10-02-2011

Dear Dan Dierdorf,

Why do you hate Texans?

TexansBull · 10-02-2011

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Originally Posted by Naiirb

I miss Gus Johnson

Yea, Gus would get into to the game sometimes. Here is an update on him:

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...is-nfl-return/

Maddict5 · 10-02-2011

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Originally Posted by Naiirb

I miss Gus Johnson

he's baaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkk. did the kc game today. hope hes around for rest of season now

**ESAD2-14** · 10-02-2011

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Originally Posted by Trap_Star

to be fair, he also sounded like the wants an orgy with our oline. he praised them all game.

While he did praise our offensive line, that was about 2 minutes out of a 2 hour Dierdorf on Ben Rothelisberger leg humping session. Everyone watching the game where I was at just wanted him to shut up towards the end.

**Dutchrudder** · 10-02-2011

I wish they had an alternate channel in which you could watch the games with the game sounds, but zero commentary. That would be ideal to me as I never care what those people have to say about the game itself.

**Trap_Star** · 10-02-2011

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Originally Posted by ESAD2-14

While he did praise our offensive line, that was about 2 minutes out of a 2 hour Dierdorf on Ben Rothelisberger leg humping session. Everyone watching the game where I was at just wanted him to shut up towards the end.

well, i wouldn't mind watching him and ben bang one out.

**beerlover** · 10-02-2011

disliked him on Monday night, now he taunts me on Texans broadcasts

**Showtime100** · 10-02-2011

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Originally Posted by Dutchrudder

I wish they had an alternate channel in which you could watch the games with the game sounds, but zero commentary. That would be ideal to me as I never care what those people have to say about the game itself.

Yeah, NBC, I think it was NBC, tried that once and I saw a game with just the game sounds. Interesting and weird all at the same time.

I think we are so conditioned to have a voice-over it would take a long time for most of the fans, myself included, to get used to the format.

Somewhere, though I'll only admit it here, I like even a Dierdorf blowhard doing the game. It sort of adds to the whole anger thing....lol.

**ESAD2-14** · 10-02-2011

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Originally Posted by Trap_Star

well, i wouldn't mind watching him and ben bang one out.

That's a penalty.

brakos82 · 10-02-2011

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Originally Posted by ESAD2-14

That's a penalty.

Bill!

**Trap_Star** · 10-02-2011

a reach a round by ben to dan negates that penalty.

El Tejano · 10-02-2011

Just glad to see we pissed him off again.

**ObsiWan** · 10-02-2011

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Originally Posted by Trap_Star

well, i wouldn't mind watching him and ben bang one out.

uhh... riiiight...
you can have my share.

76Texan · 10-02-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Tejano

Your commentating today had me wondering if you were wishing you could meet Ben Rothelisberger in a bathroom stall.

I don't dislike Dierdoff all that much, but this is pure gold, LOL!

BullNation4Life · 10-02-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naiirb

I miss Gus Johnson

This is still my all time favorite Gus Johnson call. They even put it in Madden 12....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHofAqyja_s

freaking awesome and Taker doesn't know what to do. Stumbling on his words....

10-02-2011	#1
El Tejano Hall of Fame Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 9,748 Rep Power: 6842	Dear Dan Diedorf, I would like to remind you that it is your job to be as un-bias as possible. Your commentating today had me wondering if you were wishing you could meet Ben Rothelisberger in a bathroom stall. Is there any possible way that when you do color commentating for Texans games that you might want to talk about anything good we are doing or are you just flat out mad that you didn't get to do another game? When The Texans made a 3rd down stop by drilling Hines Ward in the back and forcing Rothelisberger to punt, you insisted on talking about what a great throw he made and how terrific an athelete he is. WHO GIVES A RATS TAIL??? When Ben gets pressured by Mario Williams and Mario doesn't fall for a fake forcing Ben to get rid of a ball on 3rd down, we begin to actually here you masterbating to the idea of Ben being "such an incredible athlete to avoid the pressure and get the ball out." Then the Texans get the ball back with just over 4 mins remaining and I'm thinking you should just go ahead and say "we aren't going down like that Houston. Steelers forever!!!" because you just kept insisting that this game was far from over. We could also hear your relief on the JJo interception when the "roughing the passer" call was made. It is my only prayer now that you never get teamed up with Steve Tasker or Dan Fouts. Texans, it is time for you to take notice of this and start going on some glorious win streak so that you can stop being the most disrespected team in the league.

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Trap_Star SiteContributor Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: xvideo Age: 27 Posts: 4,348 Rep Power: 9782	Re: Dear Dan Diedorf, to be fair, he also sounded like the wants an orgy with our oline. he praised them all game. __________________ Sorry Brakos! I need to change my Sig for Texan_Bill's friend!! RIP Stephen "Bubba" Carranza!! You will always be loved!! RIP!!!

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Naiirb All Pro Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 649 Rep Power: 1536	Re: Dear Dan Diedorf, I miss Gus Johnson

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Malloy Site Contributor Join Date: May 2005 Location: CPH Age: 38 Posts: 5,335 Rep Power: 4056	Re: Dear Dan Diedorf, I just kept wondering why they continued to talk about Ben-burgers 'awareness'. We're talking about the fumble/int-machine of Pittsburgh... I would call him unaware __________________ Insanity is my only means of relaxation

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Kaiser Toro Native Mod Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Straight Outta Austin Age: 43 Posts: 15,895 Rep Power: 20164	Re: Dear Dan Diedorf, Dear Dan Dierdorf, Why do you hate Texans? __________________ Texans 2012: Kidz II Men

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Dutchrudder COOL BEANS! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston Section: Fort Kickass Age: 28 Posts: 13,746 Rep Power: 77704	Re: Dear Dan Diedorf, I wish they had an alternate channel in which you could watch the games with the game sounds, but zero commentary. That would be ideal to me as I never care what those people have to say about the game itself. __________________

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beerlover Site Contributor Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 11,358 Rep Power: 15075	Re: Dear Dan Diedorf, disliked him on Monday night, now he taunts me on Texans broadcasts __________________ 2012 Draft was Mercilus

10-02-2011	#16
Trap_Star SiteContributor Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: xvideo Age: 27 Posts: 4,348 Rep Power: 9782	Re: Dear Dan Diedorf, a reach a round by ben to dan negates that penalty. __________________ Sorry Brakos! I need to change my Sig for Texan_Bill's friend!! RIP Stephen "Bubba" Carranza!! You will always be loved!! RIP!!!

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El Tejano Hall of Fame Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 9,748 Rep Power: 6842	Re: Dear Dan Diedorf, Just glad to see we pissed him off again.

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