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A damn time machine because i get so anxious and discontent waiting for the game to start. i feel like doing this
. Please hurry up 12:00
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If you're capable, do what I'm about to do -- workout for about an hour.
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Im finishing off season 5 of The Sopranos.
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Traveling near the speed of light or a few seconds should do it.
A nap or several shots of tequila would probably accomplish the same effect.
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Roll up bro!
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The second suggestion is risky. My experience with tequila shots says you could sleep right past the kickoff. In fact, you could sleep right on thru Sunday.
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there we go. Job accomplished
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Set the DVR to record , set the alarm for 1 hour after kickoff - sleep till alarm sounds - enjoy game comercial free.
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OK, now its time to roll a fattie, and get in game mode.
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i wouldnt even know the game was going on. Its like an old black and white film that jumps frame to frame really fast so, i think i'll just pull the filter off a menthol and enjoy a 3 minute buzz and then have skull cracking head ache
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You need 1.21 jiga-WATTS!!!!!
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ok just 30 more minutes. Take us first on the field. These pre game shows are so boring and predictable.
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Vaporizer's glowing blue and to temp now.
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aight i have to get off during the game. i like my laptop and i fear for its safety if i'm holding it during the game.
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