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I was rewatching the Texans vs. Jags last game of the season and the broadcast kept showing Maurice Jones-Drew. I was thrilled he didnt play that game and ultimately we won. He has mauled us over the years and I found myself thinking..."I wish that guy never suited up against us...I wish he had a chronic case of food posioning or leoprasy everytime we played against them."
Who would you wish out in the NFL? And it dosent have to be just a player... ![]() I wish a tsunami swept the Dallas Cowboys away. I wish Jack Del Rio permenantly had his foot caught in a mall escalator. I wish Corteland Finnegan had a carrer ending bout with syphilis.
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I wish Gary Kubiak would get stuck in a freezer.
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I wish Satan would void the contract he has with Peyton Manning.
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I wish the Steelers would have a integral part of their team and a leader in the locker room publicly blast other marquee players on their roster.
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That's funny right there!! I just got done talking to my wife about Harrison's interview and she asked if maybe he's jucing now...and she's a Steeler's fan.
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If only James Harrison would do something like that. The crazy part with him now is that he's officially became worse of a distraction than what Joey Porter ever was. |
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I got two words for this thread: BAD KARMA!!! I felt the need to shout them for some reason.
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You just hexed the bad karma rendering it impotent.
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I wish Kareem Jackson had played baseball.
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I heard he was a great player his freshman year in college.... then just kind of fell off.
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I wish Chris Johnson would either cut his dreads off or grow them out longer so that maybe someone could gab ahold of them since they have such a hard time catching him as it is.
I dont usually have a problem with long hair but some of the dreads are just getting gross looking. Larry Fitzgerald and Stephen Jackson-ok, CJ and Atari Bigby-nasty. |
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and just think all 32 teams passed up on MJD
we prob skipped him twice in da draft LOL |
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I wish Dallas Clark would slip on a bannana peel before both of our games this year and suffer from back spazams.
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I wish Bud Adams would forget to take his medication and wander out into the parking lots at Reliant Stadium before this season's Texans-Titans game.
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i'd wish that we wouldnt suck for once and have a dominant defense.
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