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Old 06-10-2011   #1
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as a fan, would you rather experience a lot of pain or follow a vanilla franchise?

Texans fans would gladly sign up for a crushing playoff defeat at this point.

Call it the icarus principle. We’ve learned during our pft live series on the worst moments for every franchise since the ’87 strike that the closer a team flies to the sun, the more likely it is to get burned.

The houston texans remain unable to get off the ground. Their worst moments in franchise history includes a surprising lack of kris brown (in the top four) and can be seen below.

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I guess as a Texan fan, I'm inherently a masochist... I clicked the link
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the rams game at reliant in 05 was a pretty low point for me.
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I have a couple:



And this one, more recent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkuT86EEByo
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Getting your arse kicked by a winless dullas team.

But one of our Texan players soothed the pain / embarassment by reminding us that it was, after all, "just another game."


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The SD/Jacksonville/Jets run last year.

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Kris' Misses

First down HB Pass

Jameel Cook's fumble

Shellacking in SD in, I think, 2007.

Lee Evans Explosion + Peerless Price w/ 13 sec left

Rob Bironas' 8 FGs

Stuffed on the goaline three times against AZ

2009 blown lead against Indy

Pac-Man's Punt Return

All of 2005

B2B shellackings against Denver and Indy in 2004




.....etc
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The SD/Jacksonville/Jets run last year.

Rosencopter

Kris' Misses

First down HB Pass

Jameel Cook's fumble

Shellacking in SD in, I think, 2007.

Lee Evans Explosion + Peerless Price w/ 13 sec left

Rob Bironas' 8 FGs

Stuffed on the goaline three times against AZ

2009 blown lead against Indy

Pac-Man's Punt Return

All of 2005

B2B shellackings against Denver and Indy in 2004




.....etc
Damn, man. That is a great list. Sad, but yet accurate and sobering.

I'm going to go drink some antifreeze now.
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The SD/Jacksonville/Jets run last year.

Rosencopter

Kris' Misses

First down HB Pass

Jameel Cook's fumble

Shellacking in SD in, I think, 2007.

Lee Evans Explosion + Peerless Price w/ 13 sec left

Rob Bironas' 8 FGs

Stuffed on the goaline three times against AZ

2009 blown lead against Indy

Pac-Man's Punt Return

All of 2005

B2B shellackings against Denver and Indy in 2004




.....etc
The loss to the Atlanta Falcons after going 2-1 and losing a close one to the Colts.

The ass-whooping the Jaguars laid on us in the 4th quarter 2 weeks later.

The opening day ass-whoopings against the Jets and Steelers.

VY beating us on the last play in OT in 2006.

Letting Garrard beat us with his legs in 2008.

The interception for a loss against the Ravens in OT last year.

The beat-down the Vikings gave us.

Oh, the list goes on.

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The loss to the Atlanta Falcons after going 2-1 and losing a close one to the Colts.

The ass-whooping the Jaguars laid on us in the 4th quarter 2 weeks later.

The opening day ass-whoopings against the Jets and Steelers.

VY beating us on the last play in OT in 2006.

Letting Garrard beat us with his legs in 2008.

The interception for a loss against the Ravens in OT last year.

The beat-down the Vikings gave us.

Oh, the list goes on.

(sigh)

You guys are freaking killing me here.

What sick bastard comes along and posts MORE than the guy before?

I had rationalized that TheMatrix's list was all there was to be seen. Then you have to go and add to it.

Anybody else want to chime in and add on some more bad moments in Texans history? Geezus.
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And why in the hell is CND starting this thread in the first place?

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The impromptu press conference McNair gave on the practice field the week following the OT loss to the Ravens. Where he talks about the other owners consoling him and saying how close the Texans are. "We're on the right track." I don't know if it is a lie in an attempt to keep the fans in tow, or if McNair really believes this horsecrap. Either way, it made me sick to my stomach.
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One of the most painful lists I've ever had to write, LOL. Talk about masochistic.

Talk about "smh"
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In hindsight...

With the 1st pick of the 2002 NFL draft the Houston Texans select...
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And why in the hell is CND starting this thread in the first place?

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I started this thread remembering something someone once told to me long time ago when I was always going back to this one terrible and traumatic relationship. She gave me the answer to "Why?" She said "You're choosing to stick a red hot poker up your ass...........because it feels s-o-o-o-o good when you finally take it out!"

The problem here so far is the poker seems to have gotten stuck and it won't come out!
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The 2005 Steelers game was a true highlight of this organization for me.

Capers insisted that the roof be open and made the Steelers wear black in 100 degree heat. This must have pissed the Steelers off pretty bad as they blew out ou home town kids.

Meanwhile makeup was literally cooking on Houston finest beauties face. By the 4th qtr the women that hadn't passed out from heat exhaustion looked like they were wearing camoflogue. (SP?)

It wasn't a pretty sight. It lead to the current ridiculous 50/80 roof open/closed rules. Once again Billionaire Bobby saw a problem and typically overreacted.
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Damn, man. That is a great list. Sad, but yet accurate and sobering.

I'm going to go drink some antifreeze now.
GP, would that be on the rocks?
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The impromptu press conference McNair gave on the practice field the week following the OT loss to the Ravens. Where he talks about the other owners consoling him and saying how close the Texans are. "We're on the right track." I don't know if it is a lie in an attempt to keep the fans in tow, or if McNair really believes this horsecrap. Either way, it made me sick to my stomach.
Sums it up in a nut shell. When you see your happy go lucky owner fielding an embarrassment of a team for the 9th year in a row and he says we're on the right track, you realize that winning isn't something he's committed to and that he may be another Al Davis/Mike Brown type of owner but just in different ways.
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I started this thread remembering something someone once told to me long time ago when I was always going back to this one terrible and traumatic relationship. She gave me the answer to "Why?" She said "You're choosing to stick a red hot poker up your ass...........because it feels s-o-o-o-o good when you finally take it out!"

The problem here so far is the poker seems to have gotten stuck and it won't come out!
I was thinking the red hot poker was stuck into the urethra of the penis, actually. That's what this thread feels like.

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