ouch

[Dime]

13. Houston: Betsy Ross, flag designer, Continental Congress. Incredibly, no NFL team wears red, white and American flag blue -- not to put too fine a point on it, the single-most successful color scheme in world history. The Texans are closest to these colors, and should switch.

Not nice..

The Link

[TEXANS84]

I hate Easterbrook.
Always calls us the moo-moo's.

[Vinny]

Thats not near as bad as most of the others. Its a spoof piece. The sarcasm gene is needed for this one.

[canadiantexan]

Nothing to get all worked up about. He does the same "mock" mock every year, your supposedto laugh about it no need to get upset unless we really do draft her.

[F-minus67]

If we do draft her, word is that she won't sign. On the count of being dead for like 200 years.
His picture look like to was taken during the 70s.

[Wolf]

13. Houston: Betsy Ross, flag designer, Continental Congress. Incredibly, no NFL team wears red, white and American flag blue -- not to put too fine a point on it, the single-most successful color scheme in world history. The Texans are closest to these colors, and should switch.

http://nfl.com/news/story/8397518

At least we aren't the Titans,with Jack Daniels on their draft board :woot

[Barryfan20]

Originally Posted by Dime

13. Houston: Betsy Ross, flag designer, Continental Congress. Incredibly, no NFL team wears red, white and American flag blue -- not to put too fine a point on it, the single-most successful color scheme in world history. The Texans are closest to these colors, and should switch.

Not nice..

The Link

Arn't the patriots pretty close to the flag? I like your uniform, why do you want to change? The lions are trying out some stupid black jersey this year for 2 games I think. Some times I think someone has to much time on there hands and tinkers with an already proven system. Good luck in the up comming draft and season! Go Lions!!

[outofhnd]

must be nice to get paid to write almost total garbage. The only funny thing that column ever produced was last years joke about the benglas

The Bengals signed T.J Houshmanzadeh sticking to their promise to sign Big Name players this offseason.

[Huge]

Originally Posted by canadiantexan

Nothing to get all worked up about. He does the same "mock" mock every year, your supposedto laugh about it no need to get upset unless we really do draft her.

Never have I laughed less at something I was supposed to laugh at.

I realize his attempt...it was just a lame attempt.

[BornOrange]

6. Tennessee: Jack Daniels, distiller. Considering all the Titans stars discarded for salary-cap reasons, fans will need whisky to get through the 2005 season.

21. Jacksonville: Paul McCartney, bass guitar, Wings. Unable to fill Alltel Stadium, the Jags will cover nearly 10,000 seats in 2005, so that games will sell out and be seen on local television. Why not just have McCartney perform every halftime? That packed 'em in for the last football game in Jacksonville.

29. Indianapolis: You have the league's highest-scoring offense, you're trailing in the second half in the playoffs, you've got fourth-and-1 in New England territory, your whole season has been about beating the Patriots in New England, you cannot, you absolutely cannot in a million years be sending in the punter! I'm sorry, but when I hear the word "Indianapolis," this is all I can think about.

I think we got off light compared to the other teams in our division.

[Overalls]

That was interesting. Thanks for posting the link. I had seen part of this on another site but it had no link. His theory on not making a pick as a way to move down in the draft and thus getting a "cheaper" player makes sense on one level.