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This is Kubiak’s favorite time of the year anyway because he loves being on the field and coaching up younger guys without the pressure of preparing to play a game.
Well Yeah. Obviously. People expect you to win those. Who doesn't prefer off-season practice sessions with zero expectations to the regular season where the rubber meets the road?

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This is also a good time of the year to prepare Field Goal Kicker "battles." I mean, who needs to address that shit in the regular season anyways?

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A little demotivation poster I whipped up, in honor of you HERV!

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Wait a tick.

Is there a demotivational poster generator or something?

I made mine from scratch in Photoshop. EDIT: Damn. There is. (Duh...)
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Houston fans: we love the NFL

Houston fans: can't wait for the playoffs

Reality sets in: well shit, what's on TV tonight?

Next Season, Houston fans : We gonna kick ass this year, just wait.

After that, Houston fans: I've already seen this episode of Law & Order a thousand times. Jesus H. Christ, is there anything on TV that is interesting?
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Kubiak's favorite part of sex is the dry hump.
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Next Season, Houston fans : We gonna kick ass this year, just wait.

After that, Houston fans: I've already seen this episode of Law & Order a thousand times. Jesus H. Christ, is there anything on TV that is interesting?
Unfortunately, that's the life of a Texans fan. It's a never-ending cycle. I always find a reason to fool myself into being optimistic during the off-season. But it sets me up for disappointment every season, and I never learn my lesson. This year, I've convinced myself that Wade Phillips is the answer to our defensive woes.
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Unfortunately, that's the life of a Texans fan. It's a never-ending cycle. I always find a reason to fool myself into being optimistic during the off-season. But it sets me up for disappointment every season, and I never learn my lesson. This year, I've convinced myself that Wade Phillips is the answer to our defensive woes.
I've done the same thing. Every year I keep hoping something will happen, and it never does. This year Wade could be our ticket. Seriously, he's done it for others, why not us? Is this our year?

I do this to myself every year.
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I've done the same thing. Every year I keep hoping something will happen, and it never does. This year Wade could be our ticket. Seriously, he's done it for others, why not us? Is this our year?

I do this to myself every year.
I'm already super hyped for the upcoming season!

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From Richard Justice's article here: Mario Williams is the Key



Well Yeah. Obviously. People expect you to win those. Who doesn't prefer off-season practice sessions with zero expectations to the regular season where the rubber meets the road?

Me.
No shit. It's easy to be excited when you can't handle pressure and THERE IS NO PRESSURE.

I had yet another friend tell me tonight that it's likely the Lions will jump ahead of us and hit the playoffs before we do. Do you have any idea how freaking ABSURD that is? They were 0-16 a few years ago, and had zero talent!

Sorry crew, been out drinking and a little wound up and pissed off at the Texans. lol.
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I'm already super hyped for the upcoming season!

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Short memory span is your enemy. It allows you to not learn from any mistakes and repeat the same bad behavior over and over. Short memory span is how Kubiak got an extension.
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I think this is my all time fav right here. I can hear her thinking 'Oh no, not this shit again'. Poor kid.
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I'm already super hyped for the upcoming season!

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A short memory span comes automaticly with old age.


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What season would that be? None so far.
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