For Mussop

[Showtime100]

Originally Posted by rmartin65

Nuh-uh, mine is bigger!

[Texanmike02]

Originally Posted by DocBar

I think using latin in a football forum is grounds for banning and a galactic wedgie. If it's not, it should be.
Mussop got a little carried away on a subject he's obviously passionate about. We all do that from time to time. Most of us do it over subjects much less deserving than Mussop's, imo.
I'm glad the Texans didn't draft the guy, I'm glad he did get kinda drafted and I hope he seriously considers the rest of his life. The short "career" of football isn't worth never seeing your kids grow up or spoiling the sh*t out of your grandkids. Proper perspectives and priorities are a b*tch when you're in your 20's.

You're usually right. Latin in a football room would warrant banning. Unless it is a play from Doc Holliday (you should appreciate a Doc reference) from Tombstone.

You can NEVER pull a man card for a Tombstone reference.

Mike

[Texanmike02]

Originally Posted by Texanmike

Actually, its not really a stalker. It reminds me of arguing with my younger brother. He was terribly out matched, never new when to give up and usually wound up getting hurt.

Isn't there an anger management group you should be attending?

Originally Posted by mussop

You're right, a nat would be a better comparison.

Arguing? Let's call it a verbal octagon. Although I have to admit that kind of puts into perspective the matchup here. You ( erkle) me Cane valasquez .

It must of been tough growing up with a little brother with down syndrome.

Dude, I had no idea you have down syndrome... I'll leave you alone. I sensed from the banter that it wasn't a level playing field. But I really didn't know you had down syndrome.

Why didn't anyone PM me and tell me? I feel like an ******* now.

Me angry? If you want to see what angry looks like take a gander in the mirror. I know it is boiling over in you that you aren't capable of competing with me on any level.

Soon you will have the same feelings running through you as Osama did when the navy seals kicked down his door.

But don't worry I'll actually really mean it when I say "do you surrender?".

Last chance to prove you are smart enough to walk away from a battle you can't win. Oh and mike, tag your it.

I really would love to engage the banter... but I should try to make up for picking on you man. Go put "Clifford, the Big Red Dog" on your wish list on Amazon and I'll buy it for you. In fact, you can use any "Dr. Seuss" book you want too. Will that make your day better?

I'm actually really proud that you are able to interact with this. Highly functional man... for a minute there I just thought you were immature and had problems interacting with people smarter than you... now I know the truth.


Mike

[VTexan]

Originally Posted by Texanmike

Mussop. Let me be clear. I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense.

Originally Posted by Texanmike

I'm not trying to provoke you. I'm having fun at your expense.

Originally Posted by Texanmike

I'm not trying to provoke you.

[rmartin65]

I cant believe some of the **** I am reading in this thread.

[Texanmike02]

nevermind... I've already said too much.

Mike

[ObsiWan]

Lawd, lawd... what will it be like if we don't have a season?

[mussop]

I see you've set aside some time to publicly humiliate yourself. Good, lets get started!!!

Originally Posted by Texanmike

Dude, I had no idea you have down syndrome... I'll leave you alone. I sensed from the banter that it wasn't a level playing field. But I really didn't know you had down syndrome.

It's hard to believe you beat 1 million other sperm.

Originally Posted by Texanmike

didn't anyone PM me and tell me? I feel like an ******* now.

You left out Look like and smell like.

Originally Posted by Texanmike

I really would love to engage the banter... but I should try to make up for picking on you man.

Save your breath, you'll need it later to blow up your date!

Originally Posted by Texanmike

Go put "Clifford, the Big Red Dog" on your wish list on Amazon and I'll buy it for you. In fact, you can use any "Dr. Seuss" book you want too. Will that make your day better?

It's like the wheels turning but the hamsters dead.

Originally Posted by Texanmike

actually really proud that you are able to interact with this. Highly functional man...

What you are lacking in intelligence, you more than makes up for in stupidity.

Originally Posted by Texanmike

a minute there I just thought you were immature and had problems interacting with people smarter than you... now I know the truth.

Any similarity between you and a smart person is purely coincidental! Sometimes do you sit and wonder what life would of been like if you had received enough oxygen at birth? The truth is the only time you have ever interacted with someone that wasnt smarter than you was that kid that sat at the back of youre little school bus. Remember him? He was the kid that either had his hand down his pants or was sniffing it. Hey dont feel bad at least you were able to experience being superior to someone once.

[Texanmike02]

Originally Posted by mussop

I see you've set aside some time to publicly humiliate yourself. Good, lets get started!!!




It's hard to believe you beat 1 million other sperm.



You left out Look like and smell like.



Save your breath, you'll need it later to blow up your date!




It's like the wheels turning but the hamsters dead.



What you are lacking in intelligence, you more than makes up for in stupidity.



Any similarity between you and a smart person is purely coincidental! Sometimes do you sit and wonder what life would of been like if you had received enough oxygen at birth? The truth is the only time you have ever interacted with someone that wasnt smarter than you was that kid that sat at the back of youre little school bus. Remember him? He was the kid that either had his hand down his pants or was sniffing it. Hey dont feel bad at least you were able to experience being superior to someone once.

Don't get your feathers all ruffled. Seriously. Its like you were thumbing through some kind of comebacks for dummies book and randomly copying things down. But I can see you're angry now. You're really going for the "personal insults".


You were entertaining. You're not anymore. Have fun and stay out of trouble kid.

Mike

[VTexan]

[Texanmike02]

Originally Posted by ObsiWan

Lawd, lawd... what will it be like if we don't have a season?

I know man. I'm already bored. Even OBL getting killed was played out in about 12 hours...

Mike

[gtexan02]

Thread of the year?

[mussop]

Originally Posted by Texanmike

Don't get your feathers all ruffled. Seriously. Its like you were thumbing through some kind of comebacks for dummies book and randomly copying things down. But I can see you're angry now. You're really going for the "personal insults".


You were entertaining. You're not anymore. Have fun and stay out of trouble kid.

Mike

I win!!! And you keep working on that personality someday you may even be able to speak in public without looking like that silly little kid that used to ride in the back of youre school bus. And dont thank me for putting you in your place, it was my pleasure. I hope you learned something JR.

[mussop]

And I was quoting from a book of comeback for dummies. I didnt want to go to far over your head. Its no fun verbally beyatch slapping someone if they dont get it.

[mussop]

Originally Posted by VTexan

[devo-x]

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by GP

I need Texan Bill to post the "Aww geez, not this ____ again!" photo.

Much obliged:

[IMG]http://www.jeffreysharp.org/fun/NotThi********Again.jpg[/IMG]

[Honoring Earl 34]

Originally Posted by devo-x

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf_XpLOYfog

[Texanmike02]

Originally Posted by mussop

I win!!! And you keep working on that personality someday you may even be able to speak in public without looking like that silly little kid that used to ride in the back of youre school bus. And dont thank me for putting you in your place, it was my pleasure. I hope you learned something JR.

Son, one day you'll understand why I walked away. It was just the right thing to do. You bore me and your humor is one step above momma jokes, so it became pointless. You are still the kid that threw a fit because the league isn't the make a wish foundation and screamed like a banchee when someone explained the facts to you. You can't educate people like that.

I didn't walk away because you won, I walked away because you are a lost cause.

Mike

[mussop]

Originally Posted by Texanmike

Son, one day you'll understand why I walked away. It was just the right thing to do. You bore me and your humor is one step above momma jokes, so it became pointless. You are still the kid that threw a fit because the league isn't the make a wish foundation and screamed like a banchee when someone explained the facts to you. You can't educate people like that.

I didn't walk away because you won, I walked away because you are a lost cause.

Mike

I understand. And just know that your reaction does bring a smile to my face.


Hey you cant say I didnt warn you JR.