What Should be the new texans Moto, perhaps locker room rambles !?!?!?

[wagonhed]

Originally Posted by EllisUnit

i lol'd

[BigBull17]

We tried hard!!!!!!

[HJam72]

A new scapegoat every year!

[HOU-TEX]

"Let us win........or AJ will beat your ass"

[HuttoKarl]

Originally Posted by Luv_ya_blue

It's like deja-vu, all over again.
Yogi Berra

Winner.

[GP]

"Winning isn't everything, it's merely a bonus on top of the regularly scheduled paychecks and guaranteed roster positions. Trust me, once you start winning...you're just expected to win even more. When we're kicking a game-winning field goal, I can't look while it's happening because all I think is 'Oh dear God, if he makes this kick I'm going to be expected to win again next Sunday' and that's the sort of pressure that makes your job a real drag."

- Gary Kubiak

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"Success is determined by many variables and factors. I call these things variactors. Let's all sit here, during halftime, and think of two-word combinations that could potentially become a real word someday. Andre, you go first. While you guys are doing that, I'm going to go grab a Diet Coke and re-mousse my hair if anybody needs me."

- Gary Kubiak

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"Sure, we've hit some speed bumps thus far. The road to the Super Bowl is paved with speed bumps. It's also lined with other things, such as beef jerky shops that also sell porn...so a guy could stop for some jerky and wind up jerkying other things if you know what I mean. This makes getting to the Super Bowl more difficult: Speed bumps and jerky shops, the two most dangerous threats to any team's goal of making it to the Super Bowl."

- Gary Kubiak

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"Ok, team. Here's the deal. This is year 6 for me, OK? I don't know why I'm here. Heck, YOU don't know why I'm here. But I'm here. And so are you. (long pause.....) So why don't we just go out there and battle and fight and see what happens? OK? Who's ready for some battlin' and some fightin' today?!?! AJ's got that look of intensity on his face over there, look at him. He's serious, he's REAL serious. It might be misconstrued as him staring angrily at me, but I think he's ready to go beat up a cornerback today. That's what I think! (long pause....) OK, let's hit the field and let's carry all this positive energy out there with us!"

- Gary Kubiak

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"Look, guys. I know we're down by 21 at the half. We've been here before. This is nothing new. I don't think there's much I could tell you that can rally you for the rest of this game. In fact, I'm pretty sure all of you are completely pissed off at me right now. And I 'get that,' OK? I do. But here's the deal...and I didn't want to say this before the game began...I really didn't want to, OK? (starts fake crying) But here's what's going on: John McClain has AIDS. In fact, he's laid up in a hospital room right now, and his dying words to me and Rick this morning were 'Kubes, tell the kids to win one for old fatty McButter pants...' Swear to God that's what he said. Scout's honor."

- Gary Kubiak

[FirstTexansFan]

Originally Posted by GP

"Look, guys. I know we're down by 21 at the half. We've been here before. This is nothing new. I don't think there's much I could tell you that can rally you for the rest of this game. In fact, I'm pretty sure all of you are completely pissed off at me right now. And I 'get that,' OK? I do. But here's the deal...and I didn't want to say this before the game began...I really didn't want to, OK? (starts fake crying) But here's what's going on: John McClain has AIDS. In fact, he's laid up in a hospital room right now, and his dying words to me and Rick this morning were 'Kubes, tell the kids to win one for old fatty McButter pants...' Swear to God that's what he said. Scout's honor."

- Gary Kubiak

the WINNER!

[Double Barrel]

This should be their motto:

"YOU SUCK UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE"

[EllisUnit]

Originally Posted by GP

"Ok, team. Here's the deal. This is year 6 for me, OK? I don't know why I'm here. Heck, YOU don't know why I'm here. But I'm here. And so are you. (long pause.....) So why don't we just go out there and battle and fight and see what happens? OK? Who's ready for some battlin' and some fightin' today?!?! AJ's got that look of intensity on his face over there, look at him. He's serious, he's REAL serious. It might be misconstrued as him staring angrily at me, but I think he's ready to go beat up a cornerback today. That's what I think! (long pause....) OK, let's hit the field and let's carry all this positive energy out there with us!"

This one is good . Would rep u if i could

[Wolf6151]

Play hard, don't get hurt, and cash that paycheck.

[GP]

"A lot of people misunderstand the Wade Phillips hiring. They say it was a wake-up call or some such thing. Well, in response to those people all I can say is that Wade is no threat to my job. I'm first. My name starts with a G and his name starts with a W, so it's obvious that G comes before W. I even have him beat on last names too: K comes before P, as you all know. I mean, it's not even a close race on both of those. Now, what I suggest is that we start focusing on what happens when you put the letters G and W together--You get GW, which could mean a lot of things. GW Bush was a strong President. Or if you're a not a fan of GW Bush, then we could say that GW stands for 'Great Win' or 'Go Winston!' or 'Gee Whiz,' which is my personal favorite. Yeah, I think you're seeing that our best days are clearly ahead of us. We needed to bring a 'W' in here, that's for sure...."

- Gary Kubiak, first training camp press conference in 2011

[EllisUnit]

Guys once upon a time there was a football team who pulled together after their bye in week 8 to come back and make the play-offs. They had a good coach a good secondary and a damn good defense. NOW i know this has nothing to do with us, and i know Kareem Jackson gave up a record 30 passing TDs allowed in his second season. i know it was bad, but its not his fault we fired our secondary coach today, and we are bringing someone else in. So our secondary should be better next year with Kareem and Quinn in there. Ole Bob just bought a new house so don't be surprised if we don't pick up any help again this year. I see improvement. But this years on me guys. Enjoy your vacation.

Gary Kubiak after week 17 2011 season.

[False Start]

It ain't over until 30 seconds left in the 4th quarter.

[JB]

[False Start]

[Texan_Bill]

"Mediocrity Lives Here!!"







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[Texanmike02]

Originally Posted by False Start

It ain't over until 30 seconds left in the 4th quarter.

Better yet:

It ain't over till the game winning drive after our game winning drive.

Mike

[JB]

This thread is fail from the title down.

[srrono]

Don't Just Train Over Train! Oops!

[EllisUnit]

Originally Posted by JB

This thread is fail from the title down.

it is off season i'm sure there will be many more fail threads u can point out since we all cant see the obvious even if i did start it